and seven reasons why most clouds don't have a silver lining
1 - you can only be as happy as your least successful child. If he/she is a dropout, on drugs, welfare dependent, etc you will be in agony every day.
2 - your car is worth less as a trade in than the loan balance you still owe on it.
3 - if the workers at the fast food place think you're a cop, a jew, a racist, or too rich, they will spit in your burger. they do it all the time.
4 - after age 40 you're more likely to be mugged than get married (from the film "sleepless in seattle")
5 - there is no god. sorry . . . if there were, why would good things be happening to bad people all the time, and vice versa?
6 - 3 cups of coffee can cause sudden cardiac arrest. this according to news reports earlier this week. The recommended safe dosage of caffeine is 105 mgs, or about 2/3 or a cup of coffee.
7 - in the end, you're going to die. we're all going to die. this is the first day of the rest of my death.