The Sage of Main Street
Governor
The Square Root of a Five-Sided Building Is IrrationalOkay, that's legitimate. Thanks.
They're really very similar, aren't they, Pearl Harbor & 9/11? The Feds knew the attacks were coming, did nothing to stop them, didn't have the populace or military prepare for them, and used them (among other things) to justify to the public prosecuting wars they'd already planned, both for the same beneficiaries.
Oh, but it's all just silly conspiracy theories -- our government would NEVER do anything like that.
Dumbo Dubya, whose Grandpa financed Hitler, thought that terrorism was a "Jew problem." So he canceled all of Clinton's operations against Al Qaida.
Condoleezza Rice, who was hired to restart the Cold War against Russia, which was the only foreign policy she knew about, didn't even know who Al Qaida was. Like a perpetual college student, all she focused on was her assigned material.
The C"I"A, a collection of fraternity bullies and scrambled Eggheads, has failed to predict anything important ever since it was founded.