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Zam-Zam

Senator
Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

“And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

:)

Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.
 

RickWA

Snagglesooth
Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

“And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

:)

Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.
Hehe.

...But did you notice, it says “satire ahead” at the top?

:)
 
Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

“And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

:)

Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.

Beyond me why anyone even tunes into duplicitous performance art.
 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

“And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

:)

Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.
I'm a bit worried about the fat gal on the right. Her head was shaking like a four pound puppy trying to pass a five pound turd.
 

Winston

Do you feel lucky, Punk
Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

“And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

:)

Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.
So what was the satire?
 
I'm a bit worried about the fat gal on the right. Her head was shaking like a four pound puppy trying to pass a five pound turd.
Liberal Limpdicks

As Sen. Warpaint pointed out, at least Ms. Clob-a-chair has never lost an election, unlike all the milquetoast males to her left, who probably can't satisfy their wives, who themselves must be so hard up and paleface that they could only attract loser guys!
 
Liberal Limpdicks

As Sen. Warpaint pointed out, at least Ms. Clob-a-chair has never lost an election, unlike all the milquetoast males to her left, who probably can't satisfy their wives, who themselves must be so hard up and paleface that they could only attract loser guys!

Any jackass that can disparage the name of “Pocahontas”, the name white colonizers gave her, is preposterously ignorant of his/her own “American” history, president or otherwise.

How profoundly wrong she turned out to be in her choice of accepting the intruders. As history indicates by both the record and her own personal demise, King Phillip’s interpretation of what would unfold, admittedly coming later on, was much more coherent and spot on as to where this diseased fever for wealth without conscience would lead humanity. And that was way before he could have foreseen nuclear weapons.

For her friendship “Pocahontas” died in captivity in Britain.
 

RickWA

Snagglesooth
I know ZZ knows that is Satire but a lot of folks miss it, especially on Facebook.
It was a bit of n inside joke. ZZ was the one who made the note that it is satire. Another poster cautioned him about it the other day. I was just being a wise *ss. :)
 
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