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Dealing with lefty

justoffal

Senator
Dealing with lefty.

1.) Lefty is always willing to listen to you so that he can more accurately tell you later just how wrong you are.

2.) Lefty never considers that you might have a point only that you are a misguided dummy.

3.) When lefty smiles it is not friendship it is at the thought of how stupid you are.

4.) When it comes to knowledge you must remember that lefty is the only one that has any.

5.) If you have any money, lefty knows exactly how you should spend it but don't make the same suggestion to lefty!

6.) If the United states has an enemy, lefty has a friend.

7.) Lefty scoffs at religion but worships science often with total credulity. If it's not peer reviewed, its not worth a damn to lefty.

8.) Lefty despises any kind of value system that doesn't include perverts, predators and bad people in general.

9.) Lefty thinks its ok for some people to work while others loaf as long as YOU pay for it.

10.) Always remember this. When lefty holds out his hand for yours it is only so he can hold you still long enough to stab you with the other hand.
 

Caroljo

Senator
And as you can see...if you're not a lefty, they will disagree with whatever you say, no matter what. Lol!
 

fairsheet

Senator
I struggled in art class when I was a kid, until my mother got me some left-handed scissors. What difference do scissors make, you say? Well....if you wield right-handed scissors in your left hand. You'll see what I mean. The top "scissor" blocks the line you're cutting to.
 
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