Barbella
Senator
conspiracy!
DNC and media pundits are claiming the Russians hacked the DNC's computers in order to bump The Donald's poll numbers and help him become El Presidente. They are SURE of it... because, you know, Donald and Vladimir are such good bosom buddies and have hatched a machiavellian scheme, creating a new empire after the election, steam-rolling over Europe, the Middle East, and oh-what-the-heck the Middle- and Far East (Australia and New Zealand might get away unscathed, there's not much there except kangaroos and sheep).
Everyone knows that Russian hackers are the best. They can hack into ANYTHING... well, ALMOST anything....
EXCEPT.... Hillary's home-based bathroom-closet set-up. THAT was impenetrable.
WHEW!
DNC and media pundits are claiming the Russians hacked the DNC's computers in order to bump The Donald's poll numbers and help him become El Presidente. They are SURE of it... because, you know, Donald and Vladimir are such good bosom buddies and have hatched a machiavellian scheme, creating a new empire after the election, steam-rolling over Europe, the Middle East, and oh-what-the-heck the Middle- and Far East (Australia and New Zealand might get away unscathed, there's not much there except kangaroos and sheep).
Everyone knows that Russian hackers are the best. They can hack into ANYTHING... well, ALMOST anything....
EXCEPT.... Hillary's home-based bathroom-closet set-up. THAT was impenetrable.
WHEW!