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Satire explains it.....

GreedHead GreenHeads

1. Think of some wild possibility that will make you a hero with your cult, where the only friends you've ever had are.

2. Select data bank that looks promising. Ignore all others.

3. Purge it of unfriendly data, but don't tell anybody.

4. Include obsolete data and let the suckers think it is modern.

5. Overblow the importance and frequency of friendly data.

6. Jump to the friendliest conclusion. If you talk it up fast enough, no one will notice the flimsy logical connection.

7. Invent wild scare stories that almost create eerie background music all by themselves. WHAT THIS COULD MEAN. You've got the lyrics, your cult has the lurk.

8. Get oodles of funding from the government and foundations. You may even get the Nobel Prize and get plenty of sex offered by hot Swedish blondes!
 
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