Santa doesn't exist.
And you can look up the answer to your God question yourself, which is what you should have done when preparing this "analogy" you came up with.
Who am I talking about?
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And you can look up the answer to your God question yourself, which is what you should have done when preparing this "analogy" you came up with.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Atheist!
GordonGecko
President
He's as real as God. Prove me wrong.
NightSwimmer
Senator
For whatever it's worth, I'd speculate that Santa can lay claim to a greater number of true believers than can either Yahweh or Zeus.
GordonGecko
President
Surely among kids. How many times has GOD allowed them to sit on His lap at the mall?For whatever it's worth, I'd speculate that Santa can lay claim to a greater number of true believers than can either Yahweh or Zeus.
BTW, gigi only denies the existance of Santa, because she HATES Santa and she feels guilty because her anti-Santa lifestyle has put her on the Naughty List.
Only because he's white.Surely among kids. How many times has GOD allowed them to sit on His lap at the mall?
BTW, gigi only denies the existance of Santa, because she HATES Santa and she feels guilty because her anti-Santa lifestyle has put her on the Naughty List.
GordonGecko
President
Seriuosly, gigi....folks like you who deny the existance of Santa....clearly hate Santa. You obviously blame Santa for something in your life.
I only pray that before you die, you give up your hatred of him and turn back to Santa.
(sound familiar?
)No, Gordon, it doesn't. SorrySeriuosly, gigi....folks like you who deny the existance of Santa....clearly hate Santa. You obviously blame Santa for something in your life.
I only pray that before you die, you give up your hatred of him and turn back to Santa.
(sound familiar?
NightSwimmer
Senator
Those folks who deny the existence of Santa will be sorry when they wake up after their deaths to find themselves hopelessly wandering butt-ass naked around the North Pole for all of eternity.
GordonGecko
President
GordonGecko
President
True
Plus, obviously aSantaists are ignorant or even willfully stupid people, who ignore the blatent evidence of Kris Kringle's existance all around us. They'd rather live their Naughty List lifestyles, trying to pretend that eventually they won't be judged for their actions by the Jolly Fat Elf.
I truly feel sorry for such people...and hope that they turn from their hate-filled lives and self-blindness...and learn the truth of Ol' Saint Nick before it's too late.
I didn't realize that you really do believe in Santa, Gordon.
NightSwimmer
Senator
I can't believe that you really don't. Are you willing to take that risk with your eternal soul? I hear it's pretty cold at the North Pole.
fairsheet
Senator
Zeus, Yahweh, and the Tooth Fairy - The father, son, and holy ghost.For whatever it's worth, I'd speculate that Santa can lay claim to a greater number of true believers than can either Yahweh or Zeus.
I don't think you doubt the existence of God. And if I did, it would be up toYOU, not me to discuss why you did.Really? Tell me why you think I doubt the existance of God?
Well, I believe in St. Nicholas.
Renee
Governor
If course there is a Santa....I know the truth. I have felt his presence. He knows when I am sleeping, he knows when I'm awake , he knows when I've been good he knows when I've been bad ....so I'll be good for goodness sake, ,,,,(I ll think I'll put that to music) if I am bad he will put coal in my stocking, if I'm good I'll get nice gifts. I'm a believer and I KNOW he is real. How do explain those gifts in my stocking? I didn't put them there .
That's the problem with kids these days, we stopped worshipping Santa in schools.
NightSwimmer
Senator
Santa most certainly exists, but he is a spiritual being, so it is impossible to see or hear his presence.
Me, too. Merry Christmas NFP Guy!
