About these new buttons - seriously now.

[Queen Titania]

A sad one?

A question mark one?

 

[Jen]

Oh I don't expect we'll get new buttons. But a sad one and a question mark should be innocuous enough for even the most easily offended Lefty.

who could get their feewings hurt over this?

 

[MrMike]

A sock button would be funny!

 

[Jen]

A sock button would be funny!

It would be perfect.
Perhaps this:

 

[MrMike]

It would be perfect.
Perhaps this:

lol

And a "change your socks" button for the habitual multi-sock abusers.

 

[marvin martian]

Dirty socks button!

 

[Queen Titania]

Mummy sock and baby sock buttons

A shock button