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Cannibal

ya-ta-hey

Mayor
Ms. Mary Anne,

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Why don't cannibals eat unemployed people?

They don't like canned food.

Why don't cannibals eat track stars?

They also don't like fast food.

Why don't cannibals eat fags?

They're not gay.

Why don't cannibals eat liberals?

They're too damn bitter.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.
 

MaryAnne

Governor
Ms. Mary Anne,

Why don't cannibals eat clowns?

They taste funny.

Why don't cannibals eat unemployed people?

They don't like canned food.

Why don't cannibals eat track stars?

They also don't like fast food.

Why don't cannibals eat fags?

They're not gay.

Why don't cannibals eat liberals?

They're too damn bitter.

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Don't forget to tip your waitresses.

What do all the jokes have to do with a horrible story?
 

ya-ta-hey

Mayor
Ms. Mary Anne,

Sorry, I left out the topical one:

Why did the cannibal buy a freezer after an embarrassing incident with a guy in Miami?

To save face.
 

Spamature

President
This was a little clip in my morning paper. I missed it,but a friend told me about it. I had no idea LSD would make you that crazy. Even after the Police shot him the first time he did not stop. The Policeman had to kill him.

BTW,I find the jokes revolting. This is a man clinging to life in the hospital.
Sounds like he already had something wrong with him. I wonder how they know that he was on drugs ? Also it doesn't sound like happened long enough ago for test to have been done and results made available.
 

NightSwimmer

Senator
Violent crimes occur everyday. Most aren't novel enough to grab media attention. I don't understand what makes any of them do these sorts of insane things.
 

Friday13

Governor
Sorry, MaryAnne, I just got here. I saw that and would have posted it if no one else did. Pretty disturbing.
 

Barbella

Senator
And another one.....wth is going on?

In yet another horrifying incident of human flesh-eating this week, a student in Maryland allegedly admitted to devouring his roommate's brain and heart.

Alexander Kinyua, a 21-year-old Morgan State University student, admitted to murdering his roommate Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie, who was reported missing last Friday, cops told the Baltimore Sun.

Kinyua's father called police late Tuesday night when Kinyua's brother reportedly found human remains -- a head and two hands -- in a metal tin in the basement. The brother and father left the room for a short time, but when they came back, the body parts had been moved and Kinyua was washing out the tin, the paper reported.

Officers searched the house and arrested Kinyua. The man allegedly confessed a shocking revelation: not only had he killed Agyei-Kodie by cutting him up with a knife and then dismembered him, he ingested parts of the victim's brain and all of his heart. He then allegedly dropped most of the remains in a Dumpster behind a church in Joppatowne.

It's yet unclear what Kinyua's motive may have been, but he was charged with first-degree murder on Wednesday. In another incident on May 20, he was charged with first-degree assault when he allegedly beat a fellow student randomly with a baseball bat and then fled into the woods.

The gruesome case comes on the heels of a similar attack in Miami on Saturday, in which Rudy Eugene, 31, was killed by cops while in the process of chewing off most of a homeless man's face.

Ronald Poppo, 65, is alive, but the bizarre flesh-eating attack left doctors with a literal puzzle in how to put his face back together.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/31/alexander-kinyua-kujoe-agyei-kodie-ate-brain-heart-roommate-maryland_n_1560149.html
 
People are crazy?

Seriously, I thought I read a poll that was published within the last 6 months (which I cannot for the life of me find anywhere) that said that something like 18% of people believe in zombies - literally, believe that zombies exist!!!

If the "normal" people are that nuts, you can hardly expect crazy people to act more normal...
 
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Greenridgeman

Guest
I have taken a lot of LSD, never ate anybody's face.

Crazy people definitely should NOT take LSD.
 

fairsheet

Senator
I remember seeing a pig's face wrapped up in cellophane in the Safeway meat case one time. I found it rather odd. But clearly, some people have a taste for face. Otherwise Safeway probably wouldn't have been offering it for sale.
 

oicu812

"Trust, but Verify"
I remember seeing a pig's face wrapped up in cellophane in the Safeway meat case one time. I found it rather odd. But clearly, some people have a taste for face. Otherwise Safeway probably wouldn't have been offering it for sale.
i have seen the same,,it looked like some kinda mask you could put on..just the pigs face, no bones..next to it was some wrapped sheep, skinned heads,,,eyes all bugging out, teeth, skull meat...yummy! i dont like eatin something that looks back...
 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
i have seen the same,,it looked like some kinda mask you could put on..just the pigs face, no bones..next to it was some wrapped sheep, skinned heads,,,eyes all bugging out, teeth, skull meat...yummy! i dont like eatin something that looks back...
This may sound a little perverted but I much prefer pig's a-s-s with my eggs and coffee.
 
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