Maybe the silliest, dumbest quote of the year so far-
BECAUSE FELIX SATER GOT BIN LADEN, NOT OBAMA!!! geezus...you cannot make up shit this goofy, this hilariously stupid!! kudos!!
Felix Sater is a russian mobster, close Putin mobster pal, who ratted out fellow Mafia connected partners in a $40 million dollar stock fraud scheme in NY in 1998 for a good deal and said he would work with the FBI concerning his contacts with other mobsters, most them Russian. Nothing really wrong with that, it happens a lot. But let us not build any statues to him just yet. And it is true, according to reports, he did provide the FBI with satellite phone numbers for bin laden SOON AFTER THE 9/11 ATTACKS IN 2001, and somehow that means he killed bin laden 10 years later, in 2011? Isn't it possible bin laden changed phones during that time? I mean, maybe.
But here is the part of his testimony that should bother even the dumbest, easily led gullible Trump stooge the most- his offer to Cohen to enlist the aid of Putin himself in order to get "his boy" Trump elected...When did right wingers quit thinking of Russia as an adversary and as an ally who at least are white people even if they are corrupt, vicious murderers who do not believe in freedom or democracy?
From the linked politico article-
Sater landed in the middle of the Russia investigation when emails he wrote to Cohen were published by the New York Times in 2017.
“I will get Putin on this program and we will get Donald elected,” Sater wrote in a November 2015 email to Cohen, pitching him on a massive real-estate deal in Moscow and implying it could help Trump win the election. “Our boy can become president of the USA and we can engineer it…I will get all of Putin’s team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.”
Sater and Cohen have known each other for years, going back to Sater’s partnership with the Trump Organization on the construction of Trump SoHo in Manhattan.
Bayrock, the real-estate development company that Sater co-founded, was accused in a lawsuit of being “substantially and covertly mob-owned and operated,” and engaging in “related crimes,” including money laundering and racketeering. Sater has long denied the allegations and settled the lawsuit in principle last year.
Sater also helped Trump scope out Russia deals in the early 2000s. He showed Ivanka Trump and her brother Donald Trump Jr. around Moscow in 2006 when their father was scouting real estate there.
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/05/16/felix-sater-osama-bin-laden-trump-number-1329662