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Corona heroes in action: teen strangled for failure to 'socially distance'

A Kentucky doctor was arrested yesterday for attempted murder.

He and his wife, out for an evening stroll, encountered 3 teenage girls seated together watching the sunset. He ordered them to separate and leave, as they were in violation of social distancing guidelines (so were the doc and his wife).

When the 3 girls failed to follow his demands in a timely manner, he proceeded to attack the "ringleader" and pin her to the ground, his hands choking her neck.

Cellphone video from Dr. Demento's wife, as she recorded her husband's heroic bravery, has been seized by police as evidence.

The strangler is out on bail, but put on "administrative leave" by his employer.

The victim is expected to make a full recovery.

Boys and girls, PLEASE let this be a lesson to you. DO NOT go outside to watch the sunset, no matter how beautiful it looks.

And if some starts ranting at you, claiming you're violating government edicts, run for tour life. DO NOT attempt to reason with self appointed extremists who may become unhinged at other people exercising their constitutional freedoms
 

RickWA

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A Kentucky doctor was arrested yesterday for attempted murder.

He and his wife, out for an evening stroll, encountered 3 teenage girls seated together watching the sunset. He ordered them to separate and leave, as they were in violation of social distancing guidelines (so were the doc and his wife).

When the 3 girls failed to follow his demands in a timely manner, he proceeded to attack the "ringleader" and pin her to the ground, his hands choking her neck.

Cellphone video from Dr. Demento's wife, as she recorded her husband's heroic bravery, has been seized by police as evidence.

The strangler is out on bail, but put on "administrative leave" by his employer.

The victim is expected to make a full recovery.

Boys and girls, PLEASE let this be a lesson to you. DO NOT go outside to watch the sunset, no matter how beautiful it looks.

And if some starts ranting at you, claiming you're violating government edicts, run for tour life. DO NOT attempt to reason with self appointed extremists who may become unhinged at other people exercising their constitutional freedoms
If you see something, strangle something.
 
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