Zam-Zam
Senator
Not by any means an all-inclusive list, feel free to add your own. Please leave specific names out it, if you will:
The easily-humored: At some point, feels compelled to insert "Hahahahahahahaha!" into their post. Variations include "LOL", "LMAO", and "ROTFLMAO", which is all very hip, if you're thirteen.
The shouter: Leaves the caps lock on, because SHOUTING MAKES YOU MORE CORRECT".
The spelling police: Ignores every point you've discussed to point out you've made a spelling mistake, typo, or grammatical error.
The one-liner: Joins in some hotly-debated topic to add some variation of "The (side that doesn't agree with my point of view) are idiots, imbeciles, morons, wife-beaters, etc. etc.,....." and adds nothing further, having exhausted their intellectual quiver.
The perpetually offended: Demands an apology from you for some perceived slight, although has no intention of ever accepting one.
The easily-humored: At some point, feels compelled to insert "Hahahahahahahaha!" into their post. Variations include "LOL", "LMAO", and "ROTFLMAO", which is all very hip, if you're thirteen.
The shouter: Leaves the caps lock on, because SHOUTING MAKES YOU MORE CORRECT".
The spelling police: Ignores every point you've discussed to point out you've made a spelling mistake, typo, or grammatical error.
The one-liner: Joins in some hotly-debated topic to add some variation of "The (side that doesn't agree with my point of view) are idiots, imbeciles, morons, wife-beaters, etc. etc.,....." and adds nothing further, having exhausted their intellectual quiver.
The perpetually offended: Demands an apology from you for some perceived slight, although has no intention of ever accepting one.