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God punishing California with fires because of plastic straw ban.

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  1. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    Today, God spoke to reporters saying that he was "fed up with Liberals in general," especially ones from California.

    The plastic straw ban, though, was the last [unwelcome language removed] straw (pun intended). He hopes to further force Jerry Brown to watch Cecil B DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" and send a plague of Tea Party members to hold an open- carry rally with Sarah Palin at the mic.

    God further went on to say that he is sending free electric Hoverounds to the bible belt and a Super Bowl loss for New England.
     
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  2. Jen

    Jen meh

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    Really, PE?
    Do you really think God cares about plastic straws?

    Nah. Ya see............................when those Santa Annas come whistling through the mountains they create fierce winds and if there's a little fire there somewhere.......it'll go woooooosh! and well.......anything dry will burn then when it gets going anything will burn.

    When people build their houses in line with all that wind, there might be trouble.

    I know you knew this and your post here was sarcasm at its finest.......but I wanted to make this post anyway. But put my name on the list for the Hoveround whatever that is.
     
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  3. PhilFish

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    Why straws?
     
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  4. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    I'm in it for the Tom Brady meltdown....
     
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  5. Jen

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    They break camel backs and we can't have unkindness to animals.
     
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    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    (Belches) Why not???
     
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  7. Jen

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    Yah. I'd like to see that too. I did go to two football games at Foxboro....back when it was a really crummy stadium. I don't know what it is now. But I am for whoever is playing against NE in any game.
     
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    Fair nuff. (Passabeer)
     
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  9. JackDallas

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    Maybe God will be merciful and break California off at the San Andreas fault line and dump the whole pile of shit off into the ocean. That would put out the fires.
    I'd lose two cousins, who live in San Jose, but that's a small price to pay to get rid of all those illegal democrats, perverts, 2 Commie senators and 55 electoral votes.
     
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    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    My threads rock. They rock AND they mock.....also, I'm a sock!!!

    I should be 'honorary fake moderator' or whatever-the-living-[Unwelcome language removed].
     
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    :eek::eek::eek:

    So....California with like 800 million people, has TWO WHOLE SENATORS along with other states like Arkansas that have 10 people, TWO being Senators as well???
     
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  12. resident_evil

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    What? You want his job?
     
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    It's called a constitutional republic. It came up in school.
     
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    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    Neil Young did it in order to get revenge for people making fun of Dyrell Hannah.

    PS

    *I just dont care enough to look up and see how she spells her name.
     
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    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    I'm not very good at cheating....
     
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    Fakeusmoderatus?!?
     
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    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    So.....my guess is that Republicans count far more than Democrats? Or is it that the Framers had a helluvah sense of humor?
     
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    You know that in the EU that Austria has an equal vote to Germany and France. There are only 8.75 million people in Austria while Germany and France have 80.6 million and 67.1 million respectively. Even Hungary has an equal vote and they only have 9.9 million. Latvia only has 1.9 million.

    Does that kind of clue you in on how disparate states can be brought together into a union?


    member states of EU

    https://europa.eu/european-union/about-eu/countries/member-countries_en
     
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  19. Woolleybugger

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    Anyone ever see that video of that huge leatherback turtle that had a straw stuck in it's nose? They pulled it out with pliers, must have been in there for a long time. We can live without straws just like we now bring bags to the grocery stores. Plastic is going to kill us one day, its everywhere. Stores now have straws made of hemp, biodegradable and they work.
     
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  20. Jen

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    It would be good to clean up the mess some countries have made of our oceans. India is one of the worst offenders in that area. I don't mind using biodegradable disposable utensils......small price to pay........ but the clean up should have already started.
     
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