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God punishing California with fires because of plastic straw ban.

Discussion in 'Trash Heap' started by Puzzling Evidence, Nov 12, 2018.

  1. JackDallas

    JackDallas Senator Supporting Member

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    And yet you brag about rolling up hundred dollar bills to use as straws while thousands barely exist on your streets. The entire state of California smells a lot like Liberal hypocrisy.
     
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  2. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    it's a joke thread. you understand this, correct?
     
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  3. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    Guys - take a hint. You can talk politics in any other thread on this site; this one is not really for serious discussion. Instead, it is for cutting loose and having fun, don't be a stick-in-the-mud.

    Talking politics online is one of the biggest wastes of time you can ever undertake. Have a little fun for Christ's sake.
     
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  4. Bear Claw

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    trump is the biggest fool that ever bought an election!


    LMAAO
     
  5. Woolleybugger

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    dude, the 100 bill joke was about cocaine...do I have to spell it out for you? You can use a straw or do it the old fashioned way with a 100 dollar bill. My lord.
     
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  6. Days

    Days Governor

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    oh yeah, God bless Californians for leading the way! You just know that all those Chinese look up to you and some day hope to be just like you... you know, just like your government, which is where the laws come from, you know, just like the state of California, any day now it is bound to happen, already the communist party of China fawns all over the state of California, if only they could be like you, they say that every day.

    Keep up the good work, Californians! Lead the way! China, India, and Africa are right on your heels! you go Wooley!
     
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  7. Woolleybugger

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    Considering the source, I take this as a compliment. I have no idea where you and people like you get your gibberish, it all seems to point to the same story. It goes like this:

    California passes a law.
    Conservatives hate it.
    Conservatives then say it will lead to communism.
    Ergo, California is the next Venezuela.

    The logic needed to make this work escapes me. We are the leading capitalist state in the nation. We do give a damn about our state, we care about the planet and we aim to lead not wallow in excuses for destroying what is left of the commons.
     
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  8. Days

    Days Governor

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    I feel your pain.

    And it seems sensible to me to replace plastic straws with hundred dollar bills, since you are burning through a Franklin a gram anyway...

    But it is key that those 10 rivers are being dumped in by people who look up to you, who believe in you, that's gonna turn the tide, it is coming, I can just feel it. It gives me such hope and inspiration, because I live in the land of stupid where stupid doesn't know left hand from right hand, not that she's looking out her windshield anyway, too busy texting...

    just ribbing ya, here
     
  9. resident_evil

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    You're a chauvinist. It didn't occur to you that there is a rest of the world when it came to plastic until just now. And your solution is prohibition rather than recycling. You're probably what's left in the Sierra Club - enviro-theological nuts with Gaia complexes.. ha ha
     
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  10. Woolleybugger

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    My lord, what would you guys do without me? I post a couple things and run away only to find every post has at least 4 downratings, one funny thing, a couple agrees and all these misbegotten counter posts worthy of Slim Pickens with a toothache. Look, we like to lead the world in the environment. Its easy, it makes sense, it serves a purpose and we know that deep down, sooner or later, the rest of you buffalo hunters will end up following our lead. Now go back to your still, its about to blow.
     
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  11. Woolleybugger

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    OK, the Ben Franklins was about snorting cocaine through a Benny not a straw. Even though I am 63, I still survived the 70s so cut me some slack, its a miracle I survived it in Cali. But here I am trying to explain drugs to a bunch of squares. What is it about the environment that you guys just want to destroy? Is it some primeval fear of the forest? Do you fear the Kraken? Do chipmunks bother you? Does a clean stream make you want to drain your septic tank in it? Does an animal living wild make you jealous? Do dolphins make you horny?
     
  12. resident_evil

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    I don't think I've down rated you... much... I don't know you tell me. :0)
     
  13. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    LADIES!!! LOL.
     
  14. Puzzling Evidence

    Puzzling Evidence Free range human living on a tax farm.

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    A bunch of hippies with rules up the ass....
     
  15. JackDallas

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    Well, excuse the f**k out of me. I didn't know you were a coke head. I never touch the stuff.
     
  16. JackDallas

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    Do pictures of San Francisco make you want to take a shit on the sidewalk?
     
  17. PhilFish

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    Understanding man's effect on the environment goes something like this..

    Shit on the floor in your home. Drop your trash wherever.

    Before long you'll come to grasp where the Earth is headed.
     
  18. Woolleybugger

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    Trump took a shit on the world.
     
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    I am not a coke head but I do enjoy referencing it once in a while to give knowledgeable people something to smile about....I guess I have to be very literal with you folks, nuance seems to be a difficult concept to grasp for our lesser friends.
     
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  20. Woolleybugger

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    Give it time. I always get downrated, its like being at the forum and the crowd gives you a thumbs down. I expect it. I could post that California has a coast line and people would still down rate it. Oh well.
     
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