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Happy Thanksgiving to all Trump supporters..................

Winston

Do you feel lucky, Punk
The rest of you go trip with Hillary...…………………

Remember that someone somewhere is tasting turkey and stuffing for the first time
 

Caroljo

Senator
What a sweet little face! My youngest grandson (almost 18 months old) couldn't get the turkey down him fast enough! It was so funny..... he'd actually scowl when we'd move it away from him before he choked!!
 

Winston

Do you feel lucky, Punk
What a sweet little face! My youngest grandson (almost 18 months old) couldn't get the turkey down him fast enough! It was so funny..... he'd actually scowl when we'd move it away from him before he choked!!
Glad to hear that. Don't forget to take pictures and to let his parents know to take pictures every day, because that 18 month old will be 18 years and asking for the car keys in a blink of an eye.

Enjoy your after dinner turkey sandwich...……………...
 

Emily

NSDAP Kanzler
https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2019/11/pardoned-turkey-found-dead-after-claiming-to-have-dirt-on-hillary-clinton.html

Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt on Hilary Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today.

The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back of the turkey's head and the bird lacked opposable thumbs with which to operate a firearm.

The turkey had been publicly pardoned for the crime of being delicious and set free by Trump in a popular White House Thanksgiving tradition. Shortly after being released, the turkey confirmed its possession of "credible" information that would lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton, posting on the bird's social media account that it was a good thing Trump had pardoned the turkey, so the world could find the truth out about the Clintons.

Metro police discovered the turkey's body later, shot twice in the back of the head and stabbed in the back. There was a nearby handwritten note confirming that the death was "not fowl play."
 

Winston

Do you feel lucky, Punk
https://www.michaelsmithnews.com/2019/11/pardoned-turkey-found-dead-after-claiming-to-have-dirt-on-hillary-clinton.html

Recently Pardoned Turkey Found Dead After Claiming To Have Dirt on Hilary Clinton
WASHINGTON, D.C.—A turkey recently pardoned by President Trump was found dead after claiming to have dirt on the Clintons, sources at the FBI confirmed today.

The official cause of death was suicide, though the bullet wounds were in the back of the turkey's head and the bird lacked opposable thumbs with which to operate a firearm.

The turkey had been publicly pardoned for the crime of being delicious and set free by Trump in a popular White House Thanksgiving tradition. Shortly after being released, the turkey confirmed its possession of "credible" information that would lead to the indictment of Hillary Clinton, posting on the bird's social media account that it was a good thing Trump had pardoned the turkey, so the world could find the truth out about the Clintons.

Metro police discovered the turkey's body later, shot twice in the back of the head and stabbed in the back. There was a nearby handwritten note confirming that the death was "not fowl play."
Might even be funny if it did not happen 40 times
 
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