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Hillary Under Fire

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
Hillary Under fire (Not to be outdone by Brian Williams)


The Blackhawk helicopter approaches Tuzla, Bosnia. Onboard is the First Lady of the United States, Hillary Clinton and her daughter, Chelsea. Both are wearing camouflage pant suits and helmets. After surveying the mountains below, scouring the landscape for snipers and gun emplacements, Hillary gives final orders to the pilot to set down on the base tarmac.


Suddenly the ship is raked by automatic weapons fire and several on board are hit. Smoke billows from the engine and the helicopter goes into auto rotate and drops hard onto the snow covered ground.


Hillary springs into action immediately, grabbing a first-aid kit she administers aid to the more seriously wounded then moves through the ship grabbing soldiers by their drag straps and pulling them from beneath the seats where they had sought cover. The gunfire continues to rake the Blackhawk and Hillary drops down for a moment to shield Chelsea and two soldiers from the withering fire.


She exits the craft, orders Chelsea to run for cover to the waiting SUVs just as mortar rounds land on the vehicles and they burst into flames. Calmly, Hillary yells to Chelsea to grab some dirt and stay put. She then begins dragging the wounded to safety behind a Berm about a hundred yards away as sniper rounds kick up little bits of dirt around her feet.


Ignoring the danger she manages to sequester the entire crew behind the Berm and tells them to keep their heads down. She grabs an Army issue service knife and an M-16 with a full clip and dashes off toward the hills from where the fire is being directed at them, stopping briefly to catch her breath for a moment and to check her mascara.


She reaches her objective and sees the artillery emplacement and a machine gun nest about fifty yards from her position. Dropping down, she crawls the fifty yards and on her belly and rises up quickly right in front of the gun crew.


Hillary: Good morning you bastards, (pap pap pap pap pap, the M-16 sings a song of death for the five man crew), Good morning you bastards, (pap pap pap pap pap).


She dispenses the last man with the knife she is carrying then runs toward the machine gun nest and its two man crew. Pulling the trigger, she realizes that the rifle clip is empty so she throws the knife, striking one man in the throat as the other one bolts from the nest and runs off toward the security of the mountains.


Hillary then goes back to where she left the others.


Chelsea: Are you okay, Momma?


Hillary: Never better dear, all in a days work.


Top Sergeant: Thank god you were here Ma’am. They’d have killed us all if you hadn’t been here.


Other Soldiers: That’s right Ma’am. You saved us all. We owe you a debt of gratitude.


Hillary: Forget it, boys….it’s just a small matter of leadership. Remember this day when I run for president.
 

Saladin2

Senator
Supporting Member
Not afraid of her. I doubt she'll actually run but if she does she will lose and lose big. That will be fun to watch.
She'll run and Kick some GOP ass ...Hard...Then you can post all kinds of paranoid Bullshit for next 8 years...If you survive that long.....Your kind is finished
 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
She'll run and Kick some GOP ass ...Hard...Then you can post all kinds of paranoid Bullshit for next 8 years...If you survive that long.....Your kind is finished
If that fantasy brings you comfort then embrace it, own it, and enjoy it until it shits on you.
 

Jen

Senator
Hillary Under fire (Not to be outdone by Brian Williams)


The Blackhawk helicopter approaches Tuzla, Bosnia. Onboard is the First Lady of the United States, Hillary Clinton and her daughter, Chelsea. Both are wearing camouflage pant suits and helmets. After surveying the mountains below, scouring the landscape for snipers and gun emplacements, Hillary gives final orders to the pilot to set down on the base tarmac.


Suddenly the ship is raked by automatic weapons fire and several on board are hit. Smoke billows from the engine and the helicopter goes into auto rotate and drops hard onto the snow covered ground.


Hillary springs into action immediately, grabbing a first-aid kit she administers aid to the more seriously wounded then moves through the ship grabbing soldiers by their drag straps and pulling them from beneath the seats where they had sought cover. The gunfire continues to rake the Blackhawk and Hillary drops down for a moment to shield Chelsea and two soldiers from the withering fire.


She exits the craft, orders Chelsea to run for cover to the waiting SUVs just as mortar rounds land on the vehicles and they burst into flames. Calmly, Hillary yells to Chelsea to grab some dirt and stay put. She then begins dragging the wounded to safety behind a Berm about a hundred yards away as sniper rounds kick up little bits of dirt around her feet.


Ignoring the danger she manages to sequester the entire crew behind the Berm and tells them to keep their heads down. She grabs an Army issue service knife and an M-16 with a full clip and dashes off toward the hills from where the fire is being directed at them, stopping briefly to catch her breath for a moment and to check her mascara.


She reaches her objective and sees the artillery emplacement and a machine gun nest about fifty yards from her position. Dropping down, she crawls the fifty yards and on her belly and rises up quickly right in front of the gun crew.


Hillary: Good morning you bastards, (pap pap pap pap pap, the M-16 sings a song of death for the five man crew), Good morning you bastards, (pap pap pap pap pap).


She dispenses the last man with the knife she is carrying then runs toward the machine gun nest and its two man crew. Pulling the trigger, she realizes that the rifle clip is empty so she throws the knife, striking one man in the throat as the other one bolts from the nest and runs off toward the security of the mountains.


Hillary then goes back to where she left the others.


Chelsea: Are you okay, Momma?


Hillary: Never better dear, all in a days work.


Top Sergeant: Thank god you were here Ma’am. They’d have killed us all if you hadn’t been here.


Other Soldiers: That’s right Ma’am. You saved us all. We owe you a debt of gratitude.


Hillary: Forget it, boys….it’s just a small matter of leadership. Remember this day when I run for president.
I'm thinking that BW's stories of derring-do are almost up to Hillary level.
Maybe Brian should run for President.
 

MrMike

Bless you all
Jack..Jack

She was under fire. Hillary pulled it together grabbed her weapon and was ready to rock-n-roll on those bastids!

 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
Watch and Wait fool...You and your kind are in for more years of misery.....LOL
The 2014 mid-term election was a referendum on Obama's crimes and on his slobbering, knee-crawling, nut-licking sycophants like you who support his madness.
 

Fast Eddy

Mayor
Hillary has all but disappeared lately, I'm thinking she is in rehab again, trying to get sober and ready for a Presidential run.
 

Saladin2

Senator
Supporting Member
Hillary has all but disappeared lately, I'm thinking she is in rehab again, trying to get sober and ready for a Presidential run.
Hillary has been at numerous speaking engagements , seminars and fund raisers....You Right Wing Ass Holes wish she would disappear...But soon she will out Kicking ass on what ever idiot the GOP nominates...Believe it
 

Saladin2

Senator
Supporting Member
The 2014 mid-term election was a referendum on Obama's crimes and on his slobbering, knee-crawling, nut-licking sycophants like you who support his madness.
Figures you's babble about "nut licking"...Something you no doubt know quite a bit about
 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
Hillary has been at numerous speaking engagements , seminars and fund raisers....You Right Wing Ass Holes wish she would disappear...But soon she will out Kicking ass on what ever idiot the GOP nominates...Believe it
Bullshit, Hillary has made only two appearances in the last month or so, both of those in Canada on the same day. She is either in Rehab, as Fast Eddy suggested or she is trying to avoid the attention she is about to get when she has to answer for her incompetent role in the Benghazi fiasco.
 

JackDallas

Senator
Supporting Member
Figures you's babble about "nut licking"...Something you no doubt know quite a bit about
Just making an observation of how you and your co-idiots have humiliated yourselves in your worship of the piece of shit in the Oval Office. How do you get that taste out of your mouth?
 
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