Gramps
Mayor
Don't be offended. The Devil made me post this.
The difference between being rich and poor as interpreted through the eyes of a kid.
The poor kids had nowhere to swim in the ghetto except for a creek that flowed through a forest near the edge of town. It waa a "boys only" affair so they just peeled off their duds and dived in, the swimming hole as it was, being well concealed from prying eyes by a lush forest.
One hot, August afternoon a limosine pulled into the woods and inched its way along the bank to where the boys were swimming. After the vehicle stopped a uniformed chauffer disembarked, open the rear passenger door, and ushered a youngster to the rear of the car where he garnered a swim suit and told the boy to get dressed. Well, everything at the swimming hole came to a halt while the lads stared at the rich kid. Finally, one of the burst out laughing and pointed at the kid while he was stepping into his trunks.
"What so funny another kid" asked.
'Look," the laughing boy exclaimed, "at the size of his pecker. It's so tiny".
Everyone paused and stared at the embarrassed boy, all joining the the jovial celebration except for one boy who scolded them for laughing. "Quit it, you guys," he told them. "So his pecker is little, no big deal. It's not his fault."
"How so?" one lad asked.
"Because he has toys to play with," he replied.
Gramps
The difference between being rich and poor as interpreted through the eyes of a kid.
The poor kids had nowhere to swim in the ghetto except for a creek that flowed through a forest near the edge of town. It waa a "boys only" affair so they just peeled off their duds and dived in, the swimming hole as it was, being well concealed from prying eyes by a lush forest.
One hot, August afternoon a limosine pulled into the woods and inched its way along the bank to where the boys were swimming. After the vehicle stopped a uniformed chauffer disembarked, open the rear passenger door, and ushered a youngster to the rear of the car where he garnered a swim suit and told the boy to get dressed. Well, everything at the swimming hole came to a halt while the lads stared at the rich kid. Finally, one of the burst out laughing and pointed at the kid while he was stepping into his trunks.
"What so funny another kid" asked.
'Look," the laughing boy exclaimed, "at the size of his pecker. It's so tiny".
Everyone paused and stared at the embarrassed boy, all joining the the jovial celebration except for one boy who scolded them for laughing. "Quit it, you guys," he told them. "So his pecker is little, no big deal. It's not his fault."
"How so?" one lad asked.
"Because he has toys to play with," he replied.
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