I Once Wrote a Poem

[BitterPill]

It was short:

The Land of Milk and Money

Silver spoon oil tycoons: for President,
Men bloated by bags they drag like trusted nags,
Swaybacked, swinging under loads,
Of hand-worn bills for which are sold,
Goods like salt: or sex.

 

[Friday13]

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[BitterPill]

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Would you like me to write a poem for you?

 

[Friday13]

Of course!

 

[BitterPill]

Of course!

Before I write a poem for you, I need to know if you prefer wolves or coyotes?

Also, I have to know which you prefer: Coke or Pepsi.

 

[Old Ridge Runner]

Don't give up you day job.






Forward with the Panhandler-in-Chief

 

[BitterPill]

Don't give up you day job.






Forward with the Panhandler-in-Chief

It was that bad?

Damn... I'm truly humbled. I'd do the same to you given the opportunity, but then I could never be that heartless.

 

[Friday13]

Wolves, of course...coyotes are too devious. I much prefer Dr Pepper, but will settle for Pepsi. This sounds intriguing...

 

[BitterPill]

Wolves, of course...coyotes are too devious. I much prefer Dr Pepper, but will settle for Pepsi. This sounds intriguing...

I'm with you on the Dr. Pepper angle, feel it myself, but your answer was instructive nonetheless.

What about Superman versus Batman, who do you prefer? Also, I'm going to need to know if you prefer hanging out at the beach to hiking in the mountains.

I actually need these data if I am to create a poem around you. I hope you don't mind.

 

[BitterPill]

It's crazy in the morning, and I have work to do. Still, I'll be ruminating the poem. I just need more data.

 

[MaryAnne]

It's crazy in the morning, and I have work to do. Still, I'll be ruminating the poem. I just need more data.

I quit thinking about Poetry when Red Cloud asked for a match for orange. That one was driving me crazy.

I should have known you were a Pepper,Friday) I am too,along with A&W root beer. And Cherry Cordial ice cream.

Good start though, BP.Do not let the hacks dissuade you.

 

[NinaS]

Don't give up you day job.


Forward with the Panhandler-in-Chief

Here's one for you, Old Ridge Runner...

Old Ridge Runner
Was a mean old fart
With a chip on his shoulder
And a cold cold heart.

 

[MaryAnne]

Here's one for you, Old Ridge Runner...

Old Ridge Runner
Was a mean old fart
With a chip on his shoulder
And a cold cold heart.

Oh, boy ORR,I would not touch that one with a ten foot pole)

 

[Minotaur]

I like this one BP. Really, really like it. Thanks!

 

[Friday13]

Don't like Superman OR Batman...I'm a Conan or Kull kinda gal. If I have only the two to choose from, then the beach. I would prefer on a horse, anywhere.

I don't mind at all. BTW, pay no attention to the flying monkey dissin' ya below.

 

[Friday13]

Perfect!

 

[Friday13]

 

[gabriel]

a&w root beer float!!!!!!!

 

[RedCloud]

Before I write a poem for you, I need to know if you prefer wolves or coyotes?

Also, I have to know which you prefer: Coke or Pepsi.

BP, why not write one about a wolf drinking a Coke and a coyote drinking a Pepsi?

 

[Friday13]

That's backward, RC. A wolf would not drink choke...it sux since they changed the mix, and no, 'classic choke' is not the 'real' choke.