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Union_Jack_1972

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I wonder how many of you use the internet to have some form of contact to the outside world???

If so what type of loser are you???

Are you so desperate for friends that being a pal on a political message board make your day???

To be honest I would never meet any of you in real life... In fact I have been ask a few times to exchange emails and did not because of security risk and wanting to keep my personal life seperated from my internet life... I also do this with my work life... I have only had one co-worker at my house because I do not want my work to go in to my personal life... I do no go to company or co-workers parties and yes I am invited but I still prefer to keep my private life to myself...

So I do not have Pals here... Actually I can not stand almost all of you... I said almost and not all of you...

So how many of you are Pals and if you have Pals here what type of loser are you???
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
Last thread and last post...

Leaving because I feel this site has nothing to offer and refuse to waste my time on losers that live in the [Unwelcome language removed] past...

I respect Bo for staying off this site and tip my hat to him...

Gordon take care even if we do not agree on certain subjects...

Also Jen seein' I am leaving you will be one less Pal, I never knew I was your Pal, but seein' I am I will no longer be here to call you a liar and Bushbot...

So goodbye and this is not a joke...
 

Jen

Senator
I am very careful of who gets to be my Pal. It wasn't always so. In the beginning - over 10 years ago when I first came to the internet I was pretty clueless. I allowed some people from political sites to have my e-mail and I met a couple of them personally. One woman I met was harmless as it turned out. The man I met, luckily I had my whole family in tow to meet him as we passed through his city on a family trip, and he was much smaller than the three men in my family. So although he turned out to be a real nut case, all was safe........... my address, e-mail, phone number and all pertinent info he may have had have changed since that little incident. I learned my lesson.

The internet is still relatively new and I am sure that most of us have made a few mistakes along the way. I am quite certain that we learn from those mistakes as we should. I'm not looking for Pals here..... never really did look for that.

Jen
 

Jen

Senator
I didn't know we were pals either. I can't even count the number of times you told me my posts weren't worth reading and I, personally, was worth even less than my posts. By those terms, there are several other pals I have here (all of whom hate me). :D
Best to ya......Pal.
Jen

Last thread and last post...

Leaving because I feel this site has nothing to offer and refuse to waste my time on losers that live in the [Unwelcome language removed] past...

I respect Bo for staying off this site and tip my hat to him...

Gordon take care even if we do not agree on certain subjects...

Also Jen seein' I am leaving you will be one less Pal, I never knew I was your Pal, but seein' I am I will no longer be here to call you a liar and Bushbot...

So goodbye and this is not a joke...
 

Mytzlplk

Governor
Last thread and last post...

Leaving because I feel this site has nothing to offer and refuse to waste my time on losers that live in the <img src=images/smilies/animated/censored.gif>ing past...

I respect Bo for staying off this site and tip my hat to him...

Gordon take care even if we do not agree on certain subjects...

Also Jen seein' I am leaving you will be one less Pal, I never knew I was your Pal, but seein' I am I will no longer be here to call you a liar and Bushbot...

So goodbye and this is not a joke...
whatta pathetic whine that we've seen how many times before?

you are hands down the most unstable, deranged, and conflicted _______ I've ever seen
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
Thank you for responding and showing the board how much you love me...

Which name will you drop in here???

Oh, I forgot people can not change their mind except you...

Did you learn how to spell Stockholm Syndrome or will you argue that it is spelled with a " N " like you have done more than once???
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
Oh no my little stalker will accuse us of being Pals and lecture you about being Pals with a He-Man woman haters club homophobic racist...

Better stop being Pals, and stop trying to hold my hand!!!
 

Mytzlplk

Governor
meaningless garbage crybaby that in no addresses much less rebuts the fact that you're a crybaby, and have shamelessly and inarguably made that clear for the readers.

thanks, it's a keeper

stuff your feeble and quite stupid diversions....
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
I believe you and Jen should be Pals...

Jen will you be Kooky Pal???

It seem he need one but you'll have to go through the Kooky reprogramming and admit you were wrong no matter if you're correct...

Also do not call him a Liberal because he will just go in to a nutter state that will never allow you back in to his hate everyone that has disagree with you once club...

Now remember he is correct all the time if wrong...

Remember your opinion does not matter unless it full agrees with his opinion...

Also if you hail him five times a day while bowing to Mecca I think his God Ego will make him be a better pal...

So will you be his Pal???
 

Wulk

Mayor
Yeah, I've got Internet pals/friends, quite a lot of them. I'm severely disabled, and housebound. so, the internet, and the people in it, are my window on the world. Most of my worldly friends are either dead or moved away.

A loser, I don't think so. A couple of weeks and I'll be 70. I've been around the world about 3 times. I've lived on a mountain for 2 years, lived, and fought in jungles, from Africa, Sarawak, Borneo, South America, crossed deserts, been in both the Arctic, and the Antarctic, fished most of the worlds' seas, made love to a lot of lovely women, including two Eskimos (female ones). I've been a foreign exchange dealer, CEO of an international computer company, a financial advisor, a nightclub manager, a bodyguard, head of security for an international bank - made a lot of money, and spent it - enjoyed doing so. Did 17-1/2 years in HM armed forces, been a mercenary. I've been an advanced close combat instructor, a fencing instructor, I've taught various branches of the London Met police tactical hand-gunning. I've parachuted out of aircraft, including HALOs. I've done scuba diving, I've been in submarines, and deployed from them - and you call me a loser because I have Internet friends.

How does your non-loser existence compare? Ever been out of hicksville?
 

Mytzlplk

Governor
I don't believe, I know you're a crybaby that has made these threats to leave before, and all the BS in the world ain't gonna change that.

and all the efforts you make of this kind are only gonna show the readers what it was that prompted this "Nth" post by you on the matter. You're an emotionally and psychologically unstable nincompoop.


please continue
 

PhilFish

Administrator
Staff member
mmmm. mmmmm. pals is just not the right word. it doesn't fit. true...some here go back years. but pals? not sure. shared sickness maybe? willing.....something... but not pals.
 

Jen

Senator
I figured that "pals" was used here as a euphemism.

mmmm. mmmmm. pals is just not the right word. it doesn't fit. true...some here go back years. but pals? not sure. shared sickness maybe? willing.....something... but not pals.
 

Mytzlplk

Governor
Indeed wulk, it's pathetic.

I won't bore you with the origin and causes, other than to say I called him and his fellow McSame voter jen pals, which he took offense to. That's what prompted this insult to many of a non-political and very personal kind that the poor thing chose callously and with no thought whatsoever for the feelings of others, to post, but suffice it to say imo it has more to do with his insecurities than anything else.

I'd guess those range from his possibly looking like a young Elephant Man, to worries about somebody he's worked tirelessly to piss off in a place like this, performing some crude plastic surgery without benefit of any anesthesia.

Your example is likely to become the rule rather than the exception for many/most of us, but it takes a few brains to figure that out without being told. What you've noted is one of the lesser acknowledged benefits of the internet -- keeping our seniors in touch with the world and others in a measure not enjoyed by them before, which adds to the quality of their lives.
 

Jen

Senator
I'm well-educated and well- traveled too, Wulk, though not as much are you are. I have lived in 8 time zones and enjoyed everyone of them. And I am somewhat disabled (not making money off of it) (and I don't talk about it) and early-retired and/or a housewife with my family grown. I am somewhat housebound (I don't talk about that either), and I am younger than you. But my life has had ample excitement and I am glad .......thankful........to be able to sit in a lovely home and be able to enjoy the internet.

I have plenty of real pals and have no need of internet pals. From time to time some who are in need of a pal have latched on to me and I enjoy it for as long as it lasts. If I expect nothing but some temporary camaraderie from a person on the internet, then I get it and it is appreciated and enjoyed and remembered fondly when it's gone. Nothing lasts forever. I'm happy with my life, so whatever comes and goes in it is all good. When someone wrongs me, I consider it something they need to do, and wish them well. It's easy to invest too much in a person that really doesn't care or deserve it........ I tend to do that...........but I'm learning to invest less, enjoy more. Life is suppose to be a learning experience anyway, isn't it?

Yeah, I've got Internet pals/friends, quite a lot of them. I'm severely disabled, and housebound. so, the internet, and the people in it, are my window on the world. Most of my worldly friends are either dead or moved away.

A loser, I don't think so. A couple of weeks and I'll be 70. I've been around the world about 3 times. I've lived on a mountain for 2 years, lived, and fought in jungles, from Africa, Sarawak, Borneo, South America, crossed deserts, been in both the Arctic, and the Antarctic, fished most of the worlds' seas, made love to a lot of lovely women, including two Eskimos (female ones). I've been a foreign exchange dealer, CEO of an international computer company, a financial advisor, a nightclub manager, a bodyguard, head of security for an international bank - made a lot of money, and spent it - enjoyed doing so. Did 17-1/2 years in HM armed forces, been a mercenary. I've been an advanced close combat instructor, a fencing instructor, I've taught various branches of the London Met police tactical hand-gunning. I've parachuted out of aircraft, including HALOs. I've done scuba diving, I've been in submarines, and deployed from them - and you call me a loser because I have Internet friends.

How does your non-loser existence compare? Ever been out of hicksville?
 

Jen

Senator
You can call me anyone's pal, mytzlplk, and I probably won't be offended, but in reality, I am no one's pal. I am reserved and allow few people to know me well. It will always be that way.

Indeed wulk, it's pathetic.

I won't bore you with the origin and causes, other than to say I called him and his fellow McSame voter jen pals, which he took offense to. That's what prompted this insult to many of a non-political and very personal kind that the poor thing chose callously and with no thought whatsoever for the feelings of others, to post, but suffice it to say imo it has more to do with his insecurities than anything else.

I'd guess those range from his possibly looking like a young Elephant Man, to worries about somebody he's worked tirelessly to piss off in a place like this, performing some crude plastic surgery without benefit of any anesthesia.

Your example is likely to become the rule rather than the exception for many/most of us, but it takes a few brains to figure that out without being told. What you've noted is one of the lesser acknowledged benefits of the internet -- keeping our seniors in touch with the world and others in a measure not enjoyed by them before, which adds to the quality of their lives.
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
Out of Hickville???

Sorry Wulk but anyone can claim anything on here and to truthful the internet is a bullshit place where I surf but refuse to have internet Pals because they're usually fakes that claim shit...

Was in the Navy, so I guess I didn't go as far as you from my hickville life...

Damn wankers...
 
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Union_Jack_1972

Guest
Please someone be his inernet pal???

He believe I look like the Elephant man while never seeing me, but of course he will tell you how attractive he is, right???

So you admit the reason why you need internet Pals is because no one around you want to deal with your Abraham Simpson Syndrome or should I spell Syndrome Syndrone like you have so many times so far???

I do apologize that bringing to light that only losers like you need pals on political chat boards, but I am sure more of your Pals will be to your rescue soon...

So should I put up flyers that read:
" Wanted: Leftist thinking Partisan Hacks that can be me pals... I want those that will agree with me on everything including the fact to my understanding Cleveland Police did a fine job... No Jackboot Nazis allowed to apply...

About me: I am a dailykos Libertarian that vote straight ticket democrat... My opinion is the only opinion that matters... If you call me a liberal I will stalk, lie, and then play victim so that the entire board will know what a mental midget nutter I am...

So who will be me Pal???

Apply today and will start interviews once me doctor learn how to remove me brains from me rear... "

Will that work for you or should I mention you support of Iran, and your love for Hugo Chavez in that flyer???

Let me know because I will do me best to help you find some new Pals, alrighty???

Also where is your link to support your comment about Jen and I being Pals???

I told you Jen if you just go through the Reprogramming and never disagree with him then you will have a Pal for life, but I would rather take my chances being Pals with a rattle snake if it were me...

The PJ where you can make internet pals for life or in my case prefer not to...
 
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