as seen on tv
Senator
http://www.sfchronicle.com/crime/article/Exclusive-Kate-Steinle-s-family-speaks-12396710.php
“Jury Foreman, have you reached a verdict?”
“We have you honor. Not guilty.”
“Could you repeat that please?”
“Not guilty of murder.”
“Whaaaa . . . ????!!!! You do realize that several witnesses saw him fire the shot that killed Kate Steinle. And that senor Zarate has confessed to firing the shot?”
“Not guilty of murder. And not guilty of manslaughter. Although we concede he was in possession of a weapon – as a person prohibited – which he stole from the government. We would be happy if you sentenced him to time served – he’s been behind bars for 2 years already – for that. The maximum sentence for weapons theft by a person prohibited in the People’s Republic of San Francisco is only 3 years anyway. Let him go. We’re sure he’s learned his lesson.”
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The link above is to an extended interview with Kate Steinle’s family, following the not guilty verdict. They are, predictably, outraged that the community they’ve lived in all these years refuses to hold their daughter’s killer accountable for his crime. The reporters ask all the right questions, except possibly the most important one:
“Do you still feel comfortable living here? Or are you planning on moving someplace rational?”
Senor Zarate’s attorney (Matt Gonzales, an actual US citizen, not like his client) is of course overjoyed at the verdict, and what it means for his business prospects in the future. If you can get a killer off who was witnessed in the very act of the crime, then the sky’s the limit. ("Are you going to believe me, or your own lying eyes?" attributed both to Richard Pryor and the Marx Brothers)
“Respect the verdict. The jury heard the evidence. You didn’t” . . . Mr. Gonzales asserted at his press conference right after the trial.
Um . . . actually I doubt that the jury actually paid any attention to the evidence either, Mr. Gonzales.
The only winner in this case might be President Trump. As several pundits on early morning TV newscasts put it, jury verdicts like this can only convince some people that Trump was right all along: America might need a wall. Because the justice system is broken.