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Pepsi claims Mountain Dew will dissolve dead mice

kgswiger

Council Member
Pepsi, in a suit filed by a man who claimed to have found a dead mouse in his Mountain Dew, claims that the mouse could not have been in the bottle since it was filled, since Mountain Dew would have reduced the dead mouse to a jelly-like state.

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kgswiger

Council Member
I used to drink 5 or 6 cans of Dew a day. I haven't had any in years, and I probably won't, now. :lol
 
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Doc

Guest
Water will do that.

Although, Water would probably take longer than a Mountain Dew.

Now, IF said mouse had a bit of air, in there, he would eventually die, as one, hyped-up mouse!

Mountain Dew is pee-colored Caffeine!
 
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