You assumed that people in IT actually had to go count warheads. Stupid assumption on your part.
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I assumed nothing as in order to inventory nuclear warheads even from a computer standpoint one would need to know locations. Note most mainframe specialist got their start at firefighting right? Even today Google hires firefighters to develop their quantum computing algorithms
I could give you the specs for the external multiple hard drive quick swap terminal that I created back in the day before such things were common, but then I would have to kill you as is the standard protocol...………………..
Did you know that the NSA used to spend months trying to crack the core win xp code only to succeed and find a smiley face with the text "great job guys" and a meaningful dead end. You knew that right.
Ah gee, those were the days.
Hey Edith bring me my beer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QptZ8tYZAkE