Robert O'Rourke pleads with cow to wax his ass, buff his balls.

[YouCantHandleDaTruth]

Who is maga cult??

The Cult of MAGA Minions

 

[Dawg]

Uhhh...yeah...how ever did the rest of us normal folks get through our teen years without writing Cow/balls poetry?!?

Leftists are some weird people.

Libs went after Kavanaugh's teen years and his is fair game

youse

 

[Dawg]

"Pussycat"

 

[YouCantHandleDaTruth]

Looks like a typical Texas leftist ... all kinds of stuff going on.

Should have a lot of support in the Lone Star State

 

[Nutty Cortez]

The Duke vs the Dork

 

[PhilFish]

The Cult of MAGA Minions

Haven't met them.. who'd that be?

Meanwhile..Beto bangs cows. That sick.. no?

 

[Nutty Cortez]

The Cult of MAGA Minions

Keep thinking that. Liberalism is our Cult.

Meanwhile the only minions are the 5 brain cells in your head- and the rent free status of someone who has no effect on you- a president.

Keep goosestepping

 

[Nutty Cortez]

Haven't met them.. who'd that be?

Meanwhile..Beto bangs cows. That sick.. no?

Yes, there's a whole unverified Dossier on it.

 

[PhilFish]

Yes, there's a whole unverified Dossier on it.

Whatever. You got underwear on tonight aoc?


Meanwhile...a felon, cow banger thief runs for office .. film at 11.


Er...no film. No.

 

[YouCantHandleDaTruth]

Haven't met them.. who'd that be?...

They're all over the place making the country stank and full of drool

..Meanwhile..Beto bangs cows. That sick.. no?

At 16? maybe

Isn't taking peoples kids as a policy and losing them more sick than anything Beto wrote?

Thx

 

[Nostra]

They're all over the place making the country stank and full of drool



At 16? maybe

Isn't taking peoples kids as a policy and losing them more sick than anything Beto wrote?

Thx

Leave Obama out of this.

 

[Marcus Aurelius]

Check this next passage out... Trust me...they'll figure out a way to call this award winning prose from o-dork

"Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits"


Oh boy

$10.00 says Beto comes out as gay, and tries to get elected as the first openly gay President.

 

[PhilFish]

They're all over the place making the country stank and full of drool



At 16? maybe

Isn't taking peoples kids as a policy and losing them more sick than anything Beto wrote?

Thx

Yes, am disgusted that it occurred under Obama and continues under Trump. You should speak to Congress about that.

 

[PhilFish]

"Oh, Milky wonder, sing for us once more,
Live your life, everlusting joy.
Thrust your hooves up my analytic passage,
Enjoy my fruits"


Oh boy

 

[now_what]

It seems like Beto may be the one that scares the right the most. That’s a good sign. BETO 2020!!

 

[Marcus Aurelius]

It seems like Beto may be the one that scares the right the most. That’s a good sign. BETO 2020!!

Scared of going to the hospital because we're dying laughing.....

 

[now_what]

Sacred of going to the hospital because we're dying laughing.....

Right...lol

 

[SouthernBoyI]

A 16 yr old being 16 ... who cares?

Thx in advance

But you guys want 16 year olds to vote....
So maybe this is his way of capturing the young vote.

SB

 

[Nutty Cortez]

It seems like Beto may be the one that scares the right the most. That’s a good sign. BETO 2020!!

Nothing beats the 'scare' my cuck leftists comrades have for Trump.

If being 'scared' is a determining factor - That means Trump is unbeatable

 

[Barbella]

Sounds like something a 16 yr old would do ... this the best MAGA Cult has?!

They must be sKeered ... next there will be some trope from MAGA Cult about Beto not being white enough or something else stupid.

Thx

Nah. I've known tons of 16-year-olds throughout my life... still do. Writing something like that is, ummm... highly unusual, to say the least. Worse than the cow stupidity, the sociopathic fantasy about killing children is a lot more worrisome to me.

Sane people just don't do that.