RedCloud
Mayor
This short guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. Gets it and downs it in one quick motion. Turns to the other patrons and says, "I can whip any SOB in here!" A big 6'4" bruiser gets up from a booth, hitches up his pants as he ambles over and says, "We'll just see about that!" "I'm sorry, sir!, I didn't think there were any SOBs in here, says the short guy.