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Silly meme thread...

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Jen

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JackDallas said:
God must have appointed one angel to be in charge of farts, and he has a devious sense of humor.
It matters not, where you are, if you have to fart; sitting in an examination room waiting for the doctor to come in; the only person in an elevator; in an empty meeting room, waiting for everyone to arrive, the moment, the very moment, you release the odoriferous secret from your nether region, they all show up.
Once in high school, I was on a first date with a girl. We stopped and had burgers and fries, etc. and I had to fart like a thunder clap. A brilliant idea came to me. I would open the door and let her get into my car, and I would release the devilish thing as I walked around to the driver's side. The thing almost propelled me around to my side of the car. I opened the door and voila, guess what came in with me...you got it. I thought quickly and looked at the girl; did you fart, I asked her.
It was our last date.
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The thing is...............she probably did fart and hated that you caught her. ..... AND mentioned it. You went wrong when you assumed you're the only person who farts.;)

On a first date you must pretend the fart never happened no matter how much your eyes water.
 
JackDallas

JackDallas

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Jen said:
The thing is...............she probably did fart and hated that you caught her. ..... AND mentioned it. You went wrong when you assumed you're the only person who farts.;)

On a first date you must pretend the fart never happened no matter how much your eyes water.
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But I knew I had farted. Back then I had never heard a girl fart. I wasn't sure they even did.
 
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