Update;
Had to report for jury duty by 0930, actually got there about 9. Refused to consent to the TSA style security search at the front door. Security went and got a sheriff's deputy, and when asked, I explained that I was there for jury duty and was in fact looking forward to it, but I wasn't going to waive my 4th Amendment right to do so.
Deputy called a bailiff downstairs, and then they told me I was excused.
I got both their names, shook the deputy's hand, climbed on my Harley and rode away, lol.