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The Wolf and the Coyote

RedCloud

Mayor
Mr. Wolf was leisurely sipping his Coke
When the wily Coyote appeared,
He was, clutching a Pepsi can in his paws
And grinning from ear to ear.

The Coyote said, "Mr. Wolf, sir,
Would you open this can for me?
The tab is missing from the can
So I can't open it, you see."

Mr. Wolf flexed his muscles and said,
"Gimme that can, you Wuss,
I'll open it with just my teeth,
And not even make a fuss."

He sat his Coke upon the ground
And grasped the Pepsi can.
The Coyote quickly grabbed his Coke,
And up the hill he ran.

The Coyote sat sipping the Coke he stole
And taunted the Wolf from afar,
Saying, "Some Wolves are probably stupid,
But you know darn well you are."

Mr. Wolf, I can always outsmart you,
But you don't think I can,
Just mark it all down as a lesson of fate
And hold on to that empty can!"
 
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