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Discussion in 'General Discussions' started by Dawg, Jan 12, 2019.

  1. Dawg

    Dawg President Supporting Member

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    we know who they are, they're just not politicians, just typical liberals



    An old station hand named Billy was overseeing his stock in a remote pasture in the outback when suddenly a brand-new BMW advanced toward him out of a cloud of dust.

    The driver, a young man in a Bryony suit, Gucci shoes, RayBan sunglasses and YSL tie, leaned out the window and asked the old man, "If I tell you exactly how many cows and calves you have in your herd, will you give me a calf?"

    Billy looks at the young man, who obviously is a yuppie, then looks at his peacefully grazing animals and calmly answers, "Sure, why not?"

    The yuppie parks his car, whips out his Dell notebook computer, connects it to his Cingular RAZR V3 cell phone, and surfs to a NASA page on the Internet, where he calls up a GPS satellite to get an exact fix on his location which he then feeds to another NASA satellite that scans the area in an ultra-high-resolution photo.

    The yuppie then opens the digital photo in Adobe Photoshop and exports it to an image processing facility in Hamburg, Germany .....

    Within seconds, he receives an email on his Palm Pilot that the image has been processed and the data stored. He then accesses an MS-SQL database through an ODBC connected Excel spread sheet with email on his Blackberry and, after a few minutes, receives a response.

    Finally, he prints out a full-colour, 150-page report on his hi-tech, miniaturized HP LaserJet printer, turns to Billy and says, "You have exactly 1,586 cows and calves."

    "That's right. Well, you'll be helpin' yourself to one of me animals, then, since you won it fair and square." says Billy.

    He watches the smartly dressed yuppie select one of the animals and looks on with amusement as the man gingerly picks it up & stuffs it into the boot of his car.

    As the yuppie is carefully brushing the dust & hair off his suit, Billy says, "Hey, if I can tell you exactly what work you do & where you come from, will you give me back my calf?"

    The yuppie thinks about it for a second, wondering what this wrinkled up dirt encrusted uneducated old man could possibly know? He grins and then says, "Okay, old fella, why not? I'm a believer in fair play."

    "You're a politician & you work in Canberra." says the old timer.

    "Wow! That's correct," says the yuppie, "but, tell me how on earth did you guess that?"

    "No guessing required." answered Billy "You showed up here even though nobody called you; you want to get paid for an answer I already knew, to a question I never asked. You used millions of dollar’s worth of equipment trying to show me how much smarter than me you are; and you don't know a thing about how working people make a living - or about cows, for that matter. This is a herd of sheep.

    Now give me back my dog."

    You Know Who You Are:)
     
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    4/15 Mayor

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    That would be a republican!
     
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  3. Dawg

    Dawg President Supporting Member

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    no republican is that stupid
    we know ya brotha in post #2 damn sure not a republican
     
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  4. NinaS

    NinaS Senator Supporting Member

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    You said you were going to be in Nebraska recently. As soon as I heard about this guy going around talking about the weather a few days ago, I just knew it was you.

     
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  5. Bear Claw

    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    A video of a true American trump cultist who should be an advisor to trump.

    A Republican showing us how smart he is.
     
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  6. Neo In The Matrix

    Neo In The Matrix The Matrix Is All Around You

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    I asked you this before, but I'll ask you this again. Why do you hate Republicans and real Americans?
     
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  7. Bear Claw

    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    LOL


    You never asked me that question before!!
     
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  8. Winston

    Winston Do you feel lucky, Punk

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    Holy cow, who has the canolies you huckleberry you
     
  9. Neo In The Matrix

    Neo In The Matrix The Matrix Is All Around You

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    Why do you hate Republicans and real Americans? I need to know.
     
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    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    WHY?
     
  11. Winston

    Winston Do you feel lucky, Punk

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    You want to know, you need to breath
     
  12. Bear Claw

    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    I also see that you decided that you lied as you never asked me that question before. Remember to be honest if you try and post here.
     
  13. Neo In The Matrix

    Neo In The Matrix The Matrix Is All Around You

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    I asked you why you hated Trump, same difference. Now, the reason I need to know is I want to understand the sickness that has infected my fellow countrymen. Are you going to answer?
     
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    Wow! A Democrat judging by appearance. How...……………………………….stereotypically common.
     
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    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    LOL


    Where, in what post did you ask me why I hated trump???
     
  16. Bear Claw

    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    Wrong.


    A free thinking Independent!
     
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    marvin martian Senator

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    Wow, I can't believe you won't answer that question!
     
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  18. Neo In The Matrix

    Neo In The Matrix The Matrix Is All Around You

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    Bear Claw A Lovable Bear

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    I had no obligation to answer a question that was not asked!!

    Simple enough??


    LOL
     
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  20. marvin martian

    marvin martian Senator

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    Are you taking dodge lessons from Two Scoops? You're getting pretty good...
     
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