do you have to be a queen to get cheese? do they have swiss? i like swiss,,,although im not found of the holes,,,how about munster? its pretty good, but not as good as swiss,,,,or cheddar,,,x-tra sharp cheddar,,,i dont like processed-cheese-like substitutes...is it real cheese? do they also offer crackers? ritz crackers are good with cheese,,, but not very good with cheeze-whiz or cheese in a jar or bucket.....