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Discussion in 'Latest Political News and Current Events' started by Zam-Zam, Jan 15, 2020.

  1. Zam-Zam

    Zam-Zam Governor

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    Warning: Satire ahead. Not for the humor-impaired:


    DES MOINES, IA—Many were shocked to turn to CNN last night and see what appeared to be a Ku Klux Klan rally. Airing for two hours was an all-white assembly of people talking about their superior plans for the country. CNN received numerous complaints but explained it was not a Klan rally but in fact a Democratic presidential debate.

    This confused many people, as there had been numerous minority candidates in the presidential primary, and this was what appeared to be a “whites only” debate. CNN explained that this was not true and that the debate had nothing to do with white supremacy; the DNC simply had excluded all minority candidates from the debate for being inferior to the white ones.

    “And I have many black friends,” explained Joe Biden, an attendee of the not-Klan rally. “Like Barack Obama. And Corn Pop.”

    Further confusing the issue was the fact that a cross was burned on stage during the “debate.” The Democrats explained, though, that this was not done in the racist sense that the KKK would do it but instead done simply to express a general disdain for religion.


    https://babylonbee.com/news/all-white-democratic-debate-mistaken-for-kkk-rally

    :)

    Bonus points awarded for "Corn Pop" reference.
     
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  2. RickWA

    RickWA Senator

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    Hehe.

    ...But did you notice, it says “satire ahead” at the top?

    :)
     
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  3. Zam-Zam

    Zam-Zam Governor

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    It did?

    :p
     
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  4. 4/15

    4/15 Mayor

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    But the idea is not so far off.
     
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  5. Bo Didleysquat

    Bo Didleysquat Council Member

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    Beyond me why anyone even tunes into duplicitous performance art.
     
  6. JackDallas

    JackDallas Senator Supporting Member

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    I know ZZ knows that is Satire but a lot of folks miss it, especially on Facebook.
     
  7. JackDallas

    JackDallas Senator Supporting Member

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    I'm a bit worried about the fat gal on the right. Her head was shaking like a four pound puppy trying to pass a five pound turd.
     
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  8. Bo Didleysquat

    Bo Didleysquat Council Member

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    Folks on Facebook miss a lot, Zuckerberg thanks you one and all.
     
  9. Winston

    Winston Do you feel lucky, Punk

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    So what was the satire?
     
  10. JackDallas

    JackDallas Senator Supporting Member

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    Lot of dumb-asses on FB; I'm sure you fit right in.
     
  11. Bo Didleysquat

    Bo Didleysquat Council Member

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    I'm not silly nor childish enough for FB, twitter and the like.
     
  12. Bo Didleysquat

    Bo Didleysquat Council Member

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    Over your head yet again? Gee that's unusual.
     
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  14. Winston

    Winston Do you feel lucky, Punk

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    Actually my satire was clearly over your head.

    But you keep being a good parrot
     
  15. JackDallas

    JackDallas Senator Supporting Member

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    Oh, but you are for PJ?
     
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  16. The Sage of Main Street

    The Sage of Main Street Governor

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    Liberal Limpdicks

    As Sen. Warpaint pointed out, at least Ms. Clob-a-chair has never lost an election, unlike all the milquetoast males to her left, who probably can't satisfy their wives, who themselves must be so hard up and paleface that they could only attract loser guys!
     
  17. Bo Didleysquat

    Bo Didleysquat Council Member

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    But of course hon.
     
  18. Bo Didleysquat

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    Any jackass that can disparage the name of “Pocahontas”, the name white colonizers gave her, is preposterously ignorant of his/her own “American” history, president or otherwise.

    How profoundly wrong she turned out to be in her choice of accepting the intruders. As history indicates by both the record and her own personal demise, King Phillip’s interpretation of what would unfold, admittedly coming later on, was much more coherent and spot on as to where this diseased fever for wealth without conscience would lead humanity. And that was way before he could have foreseen nuclear weapons.

    For her friendship “Pocahontas” died in captivity in Britain.
     
  19. RickWA

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    It was a bit of n inside joke. ZZ was the one who made the note that it is satire. Another poster cautioned him about it the other day. I was just being a wise *ss. :)
     
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  20. Winston

    Winston Do you feel lucky, Punk

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    How did your portfolio do today?

    Yawning
     

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