Schrodinger's Platypus
Radical Constitutional Extremist
I make it a point to denigrate, belittle, and embarrass Progs to the best of my ability. It is absolutely essential for the sake of our republic. That's not hyperbole. I've said it from the beginning and now, if you don't understand already, maybe this will enlighten you.
Behold the Proggest of the Prog. Popular couple too. Check out the subscriptions and views. I had never heard of Ethan Klein until recently but WOW this guy is an utter moron! Still think you Progs on Political Jack are fighting the good fight? Still think you're standing up for freedom against the bad bad boogie man corporatist or evangelical or (GASP!) Trump? If you do you're no better, no smarter, no wiser than Ethan. Watch the whole thing. Yeah it's 41 minutes but it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Seriously, educate yourself on the evil that permeates the collective unconscious of America. If you're short on time, just skip past the first 7 minutes of misrepresentation of facts. 16:20 is when they superimpose despot smooching over the sheer boredom of their style.
Never have I seen a dumber person speak so dangerously! He hits the sweet spot between idiot and despot lackey. Forget about his target. This is no defense of Crowder. He's not why this post is written. Listen to what this stoned special needs sloth says:
16:40 "The CDC is like this whole governmental body with scientists and shit that just tell us what to do. You don't even have to think about it, dude."
17:00 Out of context? Not even close. He says that if your so stupid as to disagree with the CDC then you need to listen to the CDC. So. . .yeah. He really is sucking up to authority and telling people to not think for themselves. If the proper context makes you look bad. . .that's not taking your statement out of context. From here it dives hard.
19:25 "So you don't need to question every single f@king thing that comes up in your life. I think that's part of your problem, bro." Wow! Don't question it!
22:28 He is actually saying people should not be critical thinkers. Don't think for yourself! It's not too subtle. You don't have to bend your mind around to catch it.
Plenty more where that came from but you should find out for yourself. This is why Progs need to be embarrassed. Because they are so cringey stupid and so arrogant in their stupidity they must spread their stupidity to you. And then protest, riot, and otherwise lobby to take your money, your rights, and your life. No thanks. . .bro! I'll just hold up a mirror and show the world what a brainless flatworm he is until he and other Progs get the picture. Imagine what his conversation would be like with some other subjects.
"Dude, bro, The Fed is, like, packed with economists who have massive degrees and shit and have been studying this stuff for their whole lives. If they say we need to be in $26 trillion debt, I believe 'em."
"Dude, bro, Joe Biden has been in politics for 50 years. He obviously knows what he's doing or else he wouldn't have lasted as long. If he says he needed to sell America to the Chinese right after he said he never did it, then I believe him."
"Dude, if you're so stupid, then yeah, you should listen to the cops. They've got a whole history of procedures of where they should put their knee and on what part of the neck. You don't even need to think about it, bro."
That's right. Don't even think about it. Don't think for yourself. We propped up this government with billions of our dollars. You think it's even possible they'd be wrong about this or anything? Progs are not only stupid, they're dangerous. They feed on the wide spread ignorance of millions indoctrinated by our dumbed down educational/indoctrination system. They discourage critical thinking and self-discovery.
If you, the reader, are a Prog, this video is you. He is at the cutting bleeding edge of where you are and where you're going. Stop thinking about it. I've got 50 years of critical thinking experience. I've pumped tons of cash into my pedagogical and autodidactic education. You're morons. Trust me, I've got this. Just do what I say. You don't even need to think about it, bro.
Now who can argue with that?
Behold the Proggest of the Prog. Popular couple too. Check out the subscriptions and views. I had never heard of Ethan Klein until recently but WOW this guy is an utter moron! Still think you Progs on Political Jack are fighting the good fight? Still think you're standing up for freedom against the bad bad boogie man corporatist or evangelical or (GASP!) Trump? If you do you're no better, no smarter, no wiser than Ethan. Watch the whole thing. Yeah it's 41 minutes but it's like watching a train wreck in slow motion. Seriously, educate yourself on the evil that permeates the collective unconscious of America. If you're short on time, just skip past the first 7 minutes of misrepresentation of facts. 16:20 is when they superimpose despot smooching over the sheer boredom of their style.
Never have I seen a dumber person speak so dangerously! He hits the sweet spot between idiot and despot lackey. Forget about his target. This is no defense of Crowder. He's not why this post is written. Listen to what this stoned special needs sloth says:
16:40 "The CDC is like this whole governmental body with scientists and shit that just tell us what to do. You don't even have to think about it, dude."
17:00 Out of context? Not even close. He says that if your so stupid as to disagree with the CDC then you need to listen to the CDC. So. . .yeah. He really is sucking up to authority and telling people to not think for themselves. If the proper context makes you look bad. . .that's not taking your statement out of context. From here it dives hard.
19:25 "So you don't need to question every single f@king thing that comes up in your life. I think that's part of your problem, bro." Wow! Don't question it!
22:28 He is actually saying people should not be critical thinkers. Don't think for yourself! It's not too subtle. You don't have to bend your mind around to catch it.
Plenty more where that came from but you should find out for yourself. This is why Progs need to be embarrassed. Because they are so cringey stupid and so arrogant in their stupidity they must spread their stupidity to you. And then protest, riot, and otherwise lobby to take your money, your rights, and your life. No thanks. . .bro! I'll just hold up a mirror and show the world what a brainless flatworm he is until he and other Progs get the picture. Imagine what his conversation would be like with some other subjects.
"Dude, bro, The Fed is, like, packed with economists who have massive degrees and shit and have been studying this stuff for their whole lives. If they say we need to be in $26 trillion debt, I believe 'em."
"Dude, bro, Joe Biden has been in politics for 50 years. He obviously knows what he's doing or else he wouldn't have lasted as long. If he says he needed to sell America to the Chinese right after he said he never did it, then I believe him."
"Dude, if you're so stupid, then yeah, you should listen to the cops. They've got a whole history of procedures of where they should put their knee and on what part of the neck. You don't even need to think about it, bro."
That's right. Don't even think about it. Don't think for yourself. We propped up this government with billions of our dollars. You think it's even possible they'd be wrong about this or anything? Progs are not only stupid, they're dangerous. They feed on the wide spread ignorance of millions indoctrinated by our dumbed down educational/indoctrination system. They discourage critical thinking and self-discovery.
If you, the reader, are a Prog, this video is you. He is at the cutting bleeding edge of where you are and where you're going. Stop thinking about it. I've got 50 years of critical thinking experience. I've pumped tons of cash into my pedagogical and autodidactic education. You're morons. Trust me, I've got this. Just do what I say. You don't even need to think about it, bro.
Now who can argue with that?
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