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Use Covid as excuse to skip Thanksgiving with horrible relatives

JuliefromOhio

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As an event dreaded by millions draws near, Dr. Anthony Fauci is urging all Americans to use covid-19 as an excuse to skip Thanksgiving with horrible relatives.

Speaking from his office at the National Institutes of Health, Fauci said that the covid-19 excuse could help prevent a seasonal surge in exasperation and seething rage associated with the Thanksgiving holiday.

covid-19 could get you off the hook this year,” Fauci said. “Consider this a doctor’s note from me.”

By using the pandemic as justification for skipping Thanksgiving, Americans can spare the feelings of relatives they despise, the esteemed virologist said.

“Tell your aunt from West Virginia that you’ll miss her, but you’ll look forward to reading her QAnon theories on Facebook,” he advised.

For his part, Fauci said that he intends to employ covid-19 as an excuse to exempt himself from other unpleasant activities. “I plan to use it to avoid seeing Rand Paul,” he said.

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Fauci Urges Americans to Use COVID as Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving with Horrible Relatives | The New Yorker

Hee hee.
 

Dawg

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I think that was a tom guarding the crossing for hens. Trumpie/repubs could learn from that how to treat women.
Will the tom have the pulp under his desk giving head?

Sounds like you're having another Thanksgiving Home Alone
 
WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—As an event dreaded by millions draws near, Dr. Anthony Fauci is urging all Americans to use covid-19 as an excuse to skip Thanksgiving with horrible relatives.

Speaking from his office at the National Institutes of Health, Fauci said that the covid-19 excuse could help prevent a seasonal surge in exasperation and seething rage associated with the Thanksgiving holiday.

covid-19 could get you off the hook this year,” Fauci said. “Consider this a doctor’s note from me.”

By using the pandemic as justification for skipping Thanksgiving, Americans can spare the feelings of relatives they despise, the esteemed virologist said.

“Tell your aunt from West Virginia that you’ll miss her, but you’ll look forward to reading her QAnon theories on Facebook,” he advised.

For his part, Fauci said that he intends to employ covid-19 as an excuse to exempt himself from other unpleasant activities. “I plan to use it to avoid seeing Rand Paul,” he said.

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Fauci Urges Americans to Use COVID as Excuse to Skip Thanksgiving with Horrible Relatives | The New Yorker

Hee hee.
Conservatives don't have horrible relatives.
 

JuliefromOhio

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That's a Tom guarding his Hens. That would be considered misogyny in today's society.
Misogyny is hating women. That tom is being helpful and kind to those hens.

misogyny - dislike of, contempt for, or ingrained prejudice against women.
 

JuliefromOhio

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Trumpie/repubs need to read this.

Jennifer Rubin, for the Washington Post, “Republicans define themselves by misogyny and violence”
 

Raoul_Luke

I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.
What a telling post. The left will do anything to keep people isolated so the tech/media brainwashing will work better. That's all this is about. And quoting Fauci on this is exquisite - it just illustrates what a miscreant POS he is.
 

JuliefromOhio

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What a telling post. The left will do anything to keep people isolated so the tech/media brainwashing will work better. That's all this is about. And quoting Fauci on this is exquisite - it just illustrates what a miscreant POS he is.
The author is a humorist, satirist. Think Mark Twain.
Anyway, I see it went right over your head.
 
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