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Biden concedes 35% improvement during Trump term

Joe Alzheimer, in a meandering, empty room virtual campaign appearance, admitted that only "10-15% of Americans today are not very good people."

This, of course is a YUGE imprivent from 2016, when candidate Hillary " screw you I'm from Arkansas" Clinton accused half the nation of being an irredeemable "basket of deplorables".

However, I got no response when I reached out to Biden's campaign to learn which groups, specifically, he was classifying as "not good people". The choices I asked him to give a thumbs up or down on include the following demographics:

1. Looters and arsonists
2. Police officers
3. White supremacists
4. ANTIFA members
5. White office workers
6. Identity thieves
7. Jews
8. Muslims
9. Christians
10. Atheists
11. People plotting to commit voter fraud
12. People too disgusted to vote
13. Bank employees
14. Lawyers
15. Pickup truck owners
16. Rappers with Rolls-Royces
17. Bill Gates, self isolating on his brand new billion dollar yatch
18. The door to door driveway sealer con artists
19. Car salesmen
20. Detroit executives
21. Conglomerate CEOs who run news networks
22. Tobacco manufacturers
23. Coal miners
24. Cat owners who allow their pets to roam outside
25. Football stars who take a knee whenever the national anthem is played
26. Football players who take a knee to thank God after a victory
27. Fat people
28. Dropouts
29. People who don't wipe down the machines after working out at the gym.
30. Off leash dog walkers in Central Park.
31. Pit bull fighting dog kennel owners
32. Pot smokers
33. Opioid addicts
34. Doctors writing large volumes of opioid prescriptions for people sight unseen
35. Duck hunters
36. People who shoot rats at the dump or in an alley.
37. Sex workers
37. Hollywood producers who con aspring actresses into degrading sex acts
38. Billionaire moguls whose corporations wouldn't exist without federal subsidies and tax credits
39. Wall street executives
40. Millionaire career politicians who live in mansions, and are surrounded by armed security entourages.

I'm sure the gentle readers of Political Jack can suggest some occupations and groups I forgot, and which biden should clarify his position on.

Let it rip, in your replies to this thread, below.
 
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