One can only guess which one of the three stooges you look like. I'll pick Moe.
Moe and Shemp and Curly were brothers. Moe and Shemp were were born in the 19th Century. Moe's real name was Moses Horwitz. Shemp's real name was Sam Horwitz. Curly's real name was Jerome Hortitz.
I guess you don't like them because they were Jews. Makes sense.
Out of all the brothers, Shemp was the only one with real acting experience. Did a lot of the Joe Palooka shorts after he left Moe, Larry and their oppressive boss Ted Healy.
Curly was the baby of the family. It was mostly his brilliance in improv that caught the attention of Harry Cohn of Columbia Pictures. (That's where all those shorts came from.)
The Three Stooges wound up being the highest paid entertainment act of their time, although most of their success came when Columbia's TV wing Screen Gems started buying their shorts for afternoon kids programming. That got them the feature films they all craved
Have Rocket Will Travel.
The Three Stooges Around the World In a Daze
Snow White and the Three Stooges
The Three Stooges In Orbit
The Three Stooges Meet Hercules.
Moe, without having even finished high school, was smarter and more hard working than any thousand liberals today combined.
But I won't wear that spitoon haircut of his.