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Here Is A Question That Will Stump Donald Trump

Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice----
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod!

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you, are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!
 
Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice----
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod!

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you, are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!
LOL! Trump-fear poetry. I love it! How long did it take you to compose this?

BTW, it's interesting you use the term "nimrod". The ancient city of that name was recently leveled by bulldozers and explosives courtesy of Obama's favorite "JV team" in Iraq.

http://shoebat.com/2015/03/05/isis-razes-the-city-of-nimrod-where-the-tower-of-babel-was-believed-to-have-been-built/
 

Dawg

President
Supporting Member
Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice----
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod!

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you, are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!
Link to his Mom telling him that___________________GO
 
BTW, it's interesting you use the term "nimrod". The ancient city of that name was recently leveled by bulldozers and explosives courtesy of Obama's favorite "JV team" in Iraq.
Yes, a terrible thing. The priceless archaeological heritage of the Middle East, the birthplace of civilization, is being lost. And it was nothing less than DUMB for Mr. Obama to refer to ISIS as the junior varsity. I said so at the time, and have never stopped saying so. At the time he said that, Mr. Obama probably thought that Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) was a far more serious threat, and THAT was not so unreasonable. AQAP may yet be the bigger threat.

I wonder: Does Marvin remember who used to be the leader of AQAP? Is Marvin aware that Syed Farook and his wife Tashfeen Malik were radicalized by listening to the lectures of that former leader, posted on the Internet?
 
any questions for Hillary? anyone?

okay - that's right - the media never asks her any hard questions
If I was feeling inspired today, I would write a little poem about Hillary. [I am not a Hillary supporter.]

You are free to do so yourself, of course. Heck, I invite you to post it here, when you have one ready.
 

Dawg

President
Supporting Member
Yes, a terrible thing. The priceless archaeological heritage of the Middle East, the birthplace of civilization, is being lost. And it was nothing less than DUMB for Mr. Obama to refer to ISIS as the junior varsity. I said so at the time, and have never stopped saying so. At the time he said that, Mr. Obama probably thought that Al Qaeda in the Arabian Peninsula (AQAP) was a far more serious threat, and THAT was not so unreasonable. AQAP may yet be the bigger threat.

I wonder: Does Marvin remember who used to be the leader of AQAP? Is Marvin aware that Syed Farook and his wife Tashfeen Malik were radicalized by listening to the lectures of that former leader, posted on the Internet?
Damn, I was going to Agree and then as usual went into a defend Θ diatribe...........
 

Drumcollie

* See DC's list of Kook posters*
This unhilarious ditty

Though quite Sh!tty

Is written in adolescence

Not questions of Husbands absence

On the questions she'd prefer to escape

Like why her Husband Rapes.
 

Drumcollie

* See DC's list of Kook posters*
If I was feeling inspired today, I would write a little poem about Hillary. [I am not a Hillary supporter.]

You are free to do so yourself, of course. Heck, I invite you to post it here, when you have one ready.
This October Post

Was a Donald roast

But Never mind his frump

Or that he sounds like Forrest Gump

when the cackle of the cankle calls

he will do his duty as he tucks in his _alls
 

Drumcollie

* See DC's list of Kook posters*
Limericks in kind

if you have a mind

can be fun

or just in pun

But you regret later

That you weren't a real Hillary hater.
 

Drumcollie

* See DC's list of Kook posters*
The Obama fluffer

original gas huffer

you have nothing to offer

except stealing the peoples coffer

When Hillary comes to call

You will giver her your all

Her husband will be First Raper

and the Hillary first traitor
 

UPNYA2

Mayor
Here is a question that will stump Donald Trump:
Why do you act like such a big chump?
Bullies and braggarts are not very nice----
Your Mom told you that, at least twice or thrice!

You say you're so smart, but you get so much wrong;
Yet you pound your chest like you think you're King Kong!
You look in a mirror, and think you're a god;
But those who know better call you a nimrod!

You're a snake-oil salesman, a huckster, a fraud---
Your followers drool, and stand there slack-jawed!
But we who see through you, are not at all awed;
We'll stop you, Herr Trump, if we can, by dear Gawd!
Clever. I was amused.

Which I assume was actually the point, no? Because otherwise I have to wonder about the worth of labeling something a "question" that is more akin to the ramblings of a trump-hater. (And yes, while I did see the question mark following the first line, with all the statements that followed I had to question the desire to try to come across as "asking" something when everything else presented indicate you were stating something. Putting that bent little symbol after the first line did nothing to convince me you were doing anything BUT telling us what you feel about trump.)

And I am fine with that, as I said, it was amusing to read if not intellectually honest in its accuracy.
 

NinaS

Senator
Supporting Member
The Obama fluffer

original gas huffer

you have nothing to offer

except stealing the peoples coffer

When Hillary comes to call

You will giver her your all

Her husband will be First Raper

and the Hillary first traitor
Don't give up your day job.
 
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