If you need six pumps of syrup in your coffee....you might want to look in to salad.

[PhilFish]

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-order-at-starbucks-so-baristas-dont-judge-you-1831876643

Funny how complicated coffee can get..if you have nothing more demanding to do.


This customer lost their mind in front of me when their pre ordered coffee came back 'improperly made'

..spent some time illustrating to the barista the difference between 3 and 4 pumps of sugar.

apparently they could taste the difference

they certainly would benefit from a salad, and a brisk jog.

 

[ObamacareForever]

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-order-at-starbucks-so-baristas-dont-judge-you-1831876643

Funny how complicated coffee can get..if you have nothing more demanding to do.


This customer lost their mind in front of me when their pre ordered coffee came back 'improperly made'

..spent some time illustrating to the barista the difference between 3 and 4 pumps of sugar.

apparently they could taste the difference

they certainly would benefit from a salad, and a brisk jog.

Coffee is merely a creamer delivery system.

 

[PhilFish]

Coffee is merely a creamer delivery system.

clearly for some...it's cream double cream hold the coffee

 

[ObamacareForever]

clearly for some...it's cream double cream hold the coffee

I'd drink that.

 

[PhilFish]

I'd drink that.

nice

 

[Bernard_Fokke]

https://lifehacker.com/how-to-order-at-starbucks-so-baristas-dont-judge-you-1831876643

Funny how complicated coffee can get..if you have nothing more demanding to do.


This customer lost their mind in front of me when their pre ordered coffee came back 'improperly made'

..spent some time illustrating to the barista the difference between 3 and 4 pumps of sugar.

apparently they could taste the difference

they certainly would benefit from a salad, and a brisk jog.

I wouldn't be caught dead in starbucks

 

[PhilFish]

I wouldn't be caught dead in starbucks.

Starbucksist

 

[voyager]

I used to drink French Roast all day all the way... then a couple years ago my nervous system said, W T F. Now I drink a one cup of black decaf in the morning and hate it. I don't even know why I do that...