Insurrectionist defense counsel discovers new devastating mental disease :My client was victim of "Foxmania"

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If his lawyer gets him off the hook with it, it was a brilliant defense. And then I fully expect right winger seditionist will cite a whole host of mental illnesses that caused them to betray our nation.

I am compiling a list of treason inducing ailments they might use as we speak.

Trumpophilia: an uncontrollable attraction and need to worship the lying scam artist and conman Donald J Trump. It is a destructive mental is disorder specific to the conservative regions of the United States. Although it has claim lives in such places as New Zealand mosques and inspired terroristic uprisings throughout the nation.

Winger-patriotomy: The removal of every last patriotic bone in a person's body.


OANosis: It is a progressive disease of the mind where under the influence of conservative media the individual moves further and further right towards complete hardcore Fascism.

Breitbartomas: are growths that cause a condition where the minds of right-wingers skip over or completely ignore pertinent facts from past incidents when trying to defend their own behaviors. These growths mostly affect an individual righty's honesty and integrity.

Contagious Qarreha: the uncontrollable discharge insane right wing conspiracy theories. If left on its own the disease will spread rapidly among the naive and gullible.

Minoriphobia: a paranoia fixated upon the belief that minorities are trying to steal your elections by impersonating people who have the right to vote against your agenda.

I am sure the list will grow as Trump rioters plead their cases.

Don't forget the following...

Oathkeeper's Blastoma....a malignant growth known to cause fat men to think they look really good in Camo and carrying AK-47s.

ThreePercent anemia... A terminal thinning of oxygen to the brain and an extreme heart condition which diminishes the ability to actually care about anything important or to rationally approach reality.

Proud Boyanosis.....Basically a leaky brain stem in which all coherent logic drains out of the lower GI tract.

 

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Don't forget the following...

Oathkeeper's Blastoma....a malignant growth known to cause fat men to think they look really good in Camo and carrying AK-47s.

ThreePercent anemia... A terminal thinning of oxygen to the brain and an extreme heart condition which diminishes the ability to actually care about anything important or to rationally approach reality.

Proud Boyanosis.....Basically a leaky brain stem in which all coherent logic drains out of the lower GI tract.

Fauci Fever : flashes of white-hot anger anytime you see or hear Dr. Anthony Fauci implore right-wingers or the public in general to wear masks and/or follow the CDC guidelines.

 

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Fauci Fever : flashes of white-hot anger anytime you see or hear Dr. Anthony Fauci implore right-wingers or the public in general to wear masks and/or follow the CDC guidelines.

Giulianus..... A constant pain in the ass.
Pence's Penis.....an appendage not quite big enough to do the job.
Barr-norhea........painful drip, drip, drip....
Sydneyiphalis......brain damage caused by trying to screw a large number of voters

 

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Giuliani-Barr syndrome: A condition where you cling to and defend any and every excuse for Trump's treasonous behavior in an effort to avoid admitting it was a crime.

Symptoms may include sandbagging federal investigations, the release of, skew investigation summaries, and/or the release of copious amounts of dark fluid from the scalp area.

The course of the disease often leads to self incrimination followed by conviction and then disbarment.