as seen on tv
Senator
"Excuse me, my good man . . . How much for a 367 foot hydrogen powered yatch that can stay at sea for months. Out of harm's way?" (Bill gates)
(Yatch salesman, squealing in delight) "Oooh! A discriminating buyer! We're having a presidents day sale this week. Only $165 million, before tax, tags, and insurance"
(Gates) "I'll take one, provided it can be ready by the end of the week. I want to avoid this corona virus thing. But it HAS to be hydrogen though. I want to give the appearance of saving the planet, while abandoning it."
Um. That transaction REALLY happened, although the exact dialogue is classified. Call me your friendly neighborhood elite whistleblower. I eschew anonymity and volunteer to testify.
To be honest, most elites are taking a more cost effective route: underground survival bunkers stocked with the sort of weapons that scare Nancy Pelosi.
In related news - . Eites are scaling back their commercial air travel, and losing out on all those loyalty miles. No, they ARENT giving up travel. They're either using their personal aircraft, or chartering one, to avoid becoming infected. It's true. Google it.
These are probably the same people who want tell us who to vote for, before they get their boarding passes for Elon Musks voyage to mars
Note: bernie sanders has acknowledged his frontrunner status by upgrading from coach to first class on his planet unfriendly campaign flights. I'm sure his contributors would feel last months $25 million in contributions are being well spent, eh?
(Yatch salesman, squealing in delight) "Oooh! A discriminating buyer! We're having a presidents day sale this week. Only $165 million, before tax, tags, and insurance"
(Gates) "I'll take one, provided it can be ready by the end of the week. I want to avoid this corona virus thing. But it HAS to be hydrogen though. I want to give the appearance of saving the planet, while abandoning it."
Um. That transaction REALLY happened, although the exact dialogue is classified. Call me your friendly neighborhood elite whistleblower. I eschew anonymity and volunteer to testify.
To be honest, most elites are taking a more cost effective route: underground survival bunkers stocked with the sort of weapons that scare Nancy Pelosi.
In related news - . Eites are scaling back their commercial air travel, and losing out on all those loyalty miles. No, they ARENT giving up travel. They're either using their personal aircraft, or chartering one, to avoid becoming infected. It's true. Google it.
These are probably the same people who want tell us who to vote for, before they get their boarding passes for Elon Musks voyage to mars
Note: bernie sanders has acknowledged his frontrunner status by upgrading from coach to first class on his planet unfriendly campaign flights. I'm sure his contributors would feel last months $25 million in contributions are being well spent, eh?