as seen on tv
Senator
What's not to love about the Democrat dream ticket floated in the media this weekend?
1. Mike "frisky" bloomberg (on top!)
2. Hillary "basket of deplorables/ superpredators" on the bottom!
3. Together,they bring 151 years of old ideas, political patronage, and pandering to the democrat ticket.
4. A restoration of the bill clinton era White House "team of weevils" . . . Well, at least those who arent dead, imprisoned, or plea bargained on reduced charges charges.
5. Jewish vote is a lock.
6. Womens vote is a lock.
7. Vast experience in securing DNC online assets from state sponsored hacking (it can only get better, right?)
8. Bloomberg willing to change his official legal residence from NYC to his Florida vacation estate for electoral college diversity. Not to mention no personal income taxes!
9. Chelsea Clinton vs. Ivanka Trump "battle of the princesses who were promised" looks like a ratings dream! Can they debate? And give parenting and makeup tips in tabloid magazines?
10. Hillary wont have to spend a dime of the clinton foundation slush fund on this campaign. Bloomberg is already in for $140 million, and is willing to spend every last dollar, or die trying.
Take that, democrats hungry for youth, energy, and bold new ideas! Your pleas have been heard - and brushed aside like so much unwanted yearning.
Trump - the balls are in your court. Can VP Pence be persuaded to stand down to "spend more time with his family" to make way for former UN ambassador Nikki Haley on your 2020 ticket?
1. Mike "frisky" bloomberg (on top!)
2. Hillary "basket of deplorables/ superpredators" on the bottom!
3. Together,they bring 151 years of old ideas, political patronage, and pandering to the democrat ticket.
4. A restoration of the bill clinton era White House "team of weevils" . . . Well, at least those who arent dead, imprisoned, or plea bargained on reduced charges charges.
5. Jewish vote is a lock.
6. Womens vote is a lock.
7. Vast experience in securing DNC online assets from state sponsored hacking (it can only get better, right?)
8. Bloomberg willing to change his official legal residence from NYC to his Florida vacation estate for electoral college diversity. Not to mention no personal income taxes!
9. Chelsea Clinton vs. Ivanka Trump "battle of the princesses who were promised" looks like a ratings dream! Can they debate? And give parenting and makeup tips in tabloid magazines?
10. Hillary wont have to spend a dime of the clinton foundation slush fund on this campaign. Bloomberg is already in for $140 million, and is willing to spend every last dollar, or die trying.
Take that, democrats hungry for youth, energy, and bold new ideas! Your pleas have been heard - and brushed aside like so much unwanted yearning.
Trump - the balls are in your court. Can VP Pence be persuaded to stand down to "spend more time with his family" to make way for former UN ambassador Nikki Haley on your 2020 ticket?
