My nephew asked me if he should join the military.

[resident_evil]

They’re running wild because nobody listened to them.

Now what’s your case? What are your excuse for enjoying your head in the sand?

Have you started talking nonsense for your Guinness record attempt already? Thank you for thinking of me but please count me out.

 

[Michigander]

There's only two reasons to join the military:

A) You're too dumb and directionless to get an actual job.

B) The judge offers that as an alternative to a lengthy jail sentence.