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Admit it. You knew this day was coming. AI has already been programmed to create paintings, compose (bad) rap, write news stories – complete with typos, make fake celebrity porn, and control everything on House of the Dragon except the one and only human actor in front of the green screen at any given moment. (Go back and watch all the episodes, if you doubt me)
It seems logical that if AI can originate such a broad array of fake stuff, if you train it right it should also be able to spot this sort of chicanery in a nanosecond. In fact, that's how come we're not seeing any more videos of flying saucers, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, or Tom Brady winning NFL games in the final 30 seconds, at age 46. Those were all bogus, and AI caught them.
It turns out there are a LOT of computer/AI generated “avatars” mingling with the population. The AI program “NeriteSnail2022” is absolutely positive about this. And in some cases, it identified the real humans controlling these Avatars. But their purpose – if any - remains a mystery.
Scroll through the list of probably avatars below, and admit you had your doubts all along.
1. White House press secretary Karine Jean - Pierre.
This is the first Avatar the AI program flagged. It ticked off all usual the tell-tale signs (dead, souless eyes, like a doll, unchanging expression, bizarre hairstlyle you'd find in old RPG games like"second life", exaggerated lips and mouth to distract viewers from the eyes). The suspected operator behind Karine is a high school sophomore from Scarsdale NY with the user name "WonderBoy84"
2. Dr. Mehmet Oz
AI immediately recognized that "Dr. Oz" has minimal knowledge of medicine. But the biggest tipoffs were the ever changing hair styles, difficulty in rendering American accented english, and exaggerated "character lines" in the face. Oz (according to AI) is possibly a case of Russian Election Interference. The operator behind Oz is believed to be "Koyla", who is also a prominent crypto thief.
3. Dwayne "the rock" Johnson
Okay - you might say "who cares? He's just a movie action hero". However , remember that "the rock's" operator last year hinted that he would soon run for president.. Do I have your attention now? There are more tipoffs here: The rock is ALWAYS either squinting, or wearing sunglasses. Alway, making it impossible to see that the eyes are remdered wrong. And he gets bigger in every movie, like Godzilla did in those japanese monster films. AI analysis of the rock's body dimensions suggest that - if he existed in real life - he would now be 6 foot 8, and weigh over 400 pounds. The operator is unknown, but he/she has wisely chosen to avoid hair entirely, and thus dodge any more tell tale evidence of avatarism. I have my own theory - the rock is created/controlled by a Hollywood studio, and he is the first in a line of cinematic action heros who will never age out of their roles, like "the wolverine" and arnold "terminator" schwarznegger did.
4. Katherine Mathilda ("tilda") Swinton
Tilda has the most wildly improbably backstory - only one which a mind fixated on videogames and fantasy shows like "Game of Thrones" could invent. Tilda is (allegedly) descended from TWO royal lineages - 14th century Scottish king "Robert the Bruce", the historical inspiration for King Robert Baratheon in Game of Thrones". And more recently, she is allegedly the daughter of "Sir John Swinton - Laird of Kimmerghame House". "Laird!, lol! I am so NOT making any of this up. Kimmerghame House is an actual decrepit castle which was used in several low budget gothic films. As to Tilda herself, she's (allegedly) 62 years old, and has been tasked by Hollywood with portraying demonic characters like Archangel Gabriel ("the matrix") who sought to unleash the son of satan on earth. And The Ancient One (the MCU Avengers/Dr Strange franchise - where he/she is master of occult powers). The Grand Budapest Hotel (she's revealed as the evil octogenarian hotel proprietor. All old women are witches, you see). And more recently, as per the photo above, channelling musician David Bowie from the"Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from mars" glam rock album. Watch for Tilda to turn up in Meta, very soon, as an avatar of Mark Zuckerberg . . .
5. Newscaster/"Thought Leader" Lester Holt
I have to confess. I've been watching this guy on NBC for years, and never realized how bizarre his head is. No pulling the wool over AI's eyes, however. It believes the Lester Holt has 10% "Alien/Xenomorph" CGI incorporated to give him this bizarre appearance. Further clues - Lester ALWAYs wears glasses - in this day and age, where all TV personalities wear contacts? And his hairline has never changed. Evidently his operators are struggling with how to age him believably, and just said "to hell with it". Lester's back story is that he is 63 years old, and apparently has been for several decades. He has a Jamaican mother, and an African American father, neither of which explains the head. Xenomorph, I say. Lester was allegedly a GOP member until 2018, and voted for Trump??? This story clearly needs some work, guys . . . can you at least give him some occult powers or make him an evils genius to go with that giant head?
Please post below if you've uncovered any more avatars masquerading as people among us.
It seems logical that if AI can originate such a broad array of fake stuff, if you train it right it should also be able to spot this sort of chicanery in a nanosecond. In fact, that's how come we're not seeing any more videos of flying saucers, bigfoot, the loch ness monster, or Tom Brady winning NFL games in the final 30 seconds, at age 46. Those were all bogus, and AI caught them.
It turns out there are a LOT of computer/AI generated “avatars” mingling with the population. The AI program “NeriteSnail2022” is absolutely positive about this. And in some cases, it identified the real humans controlling these Avatars. But their purpose – if any - remains a mystery.
Scroll through the list of probably avatars below, and admit you had your doubts all along.
1. White House press secretary Karine Jean - Pierre.
This is the first Avatar the AI program flagged. It ticked off all usual the tell-tale signs (dead, souless eyes, like a doll, unchanging expression, bizarre hairstlyle you'd find in old RPG games like"second life", exaggerated lips and mouth to distract viewers from the eyes). The suspected operator behind Karine is a high school sophomore from Scarsdale NY with the user name "WonderBoy84"
2. Dr. Mehmet Oz
AI immediately recognized that "Dr. Oz" has minimal knowledge of medicine. But the biggest tipoffs were the ever changing hair styles, difficulty in rendering American accented english, and exaggerated "character lines" in the face. Oz (according to AI) is possibly a case of Russian Election Interference. The operator behind Oz is believed to be "Koyla", who is also a prominent crypto thief.
3. Dwayne "the rock" Johnson
Okay - you might say "who cares? He's just a movie action hero". However , remember that "the rock's" operator last year hinted that he would soon run for president.. Do I have your attention now? There are more tipoffs here: The rock is ALWAYS either squinting, or wearing sunglasses. Alway, making it impossible to see that the eyes are remdered wrong. And he gets bigger in every movie, like Godzilla did in those japanese monster films. AI analysis of the rock's body dimensions suggest that - if he existed in real life - he would now be 6 foot 8, and weigh over 400 pounds. The operator is unknown, but he/she has wisely chosen to avoid hair entirely, and thus dodge any more tell tale evidence of avatarism. I have my own theory - the rock is created/controlled by a Hollywood studio, and he is the first in a line of cinematic action heros who will never age out of their roles, like "the wolverine" and arnold "terminator" schwarznegger did.
4. Katherine Mathilda ("tilda") Swinton
Tilda has the most wildly improbably backstory - only one which a mind fixated on videogames and fantasy shows like "Game of Thrones" could invent. Tilda is (allegedly) descended from TWO royal lineages - 14th century Scottish king "Robert the Bruce", the historical inspiration for King Robert Baratheon in Game of Thrones". And more recently, she is allegedly the daughter of "Sir John Swinton - Laird of Kimmerghame House". "Laird!, lol! I am so NOT making any of this up. Kimmerghame House is an actual decrepit castle which was used in several low budget gothic films. As to Tilda herself, she's (allegedly) 62 years old, and has been tasked by Hollywood with portraying demonic characters like Archangel Gabriel ("the matrix") who sought to unleash the son of satan on earth. And The Ancient One (the MCU Avengers/Dr Strange franchise - where he/she is master of occult powers). The Grand Budapest Hotel (she's revealed as the evil octogenarian hotel proprietor. All old women are witches, you see). And more recently, as per the photo above, channelling musician David Bowie from the"Ziggy Stardust and the spiders from mars" glam rock album. Watch for Tilda to turn up in Meta, very soon, as an avatar of Mark Zuckerberg . . .
5. Newscaster/"Thought Leader" Lester Holt
I have to confess. I've been watching this guy on NBC for years, and never realized how bizarre his head is. No pulling the wool over AI's eyes, however. It believes the Lester Holt has 10% "Alien/Xenomorph" CGI incorporated to give him this bizarre appearance. Further clues - Lester ALWAYs wears glasses - in this day and age, where all TV personalities wear contacts? And his hairline has never changed. Evidently his operators are struggling with how to age him believably, and just said "to hell with it". Lester's back story is that he is 63 years old, and apparently has been for several decades. He has a Jamaican mother, and an African American father, neither of which explains the head. Xenomorph, I say. Lester was allegedly a GOP member until 2018, and voted for Trump??? This story clearly needs some work, guys . . . can you at least give him some occult powers or make him an evils genius to go with that giant head?
Please post below if you've uncovered any more avatars masquerading as people among us.
