The specious spectrum presents a limited multiple choice. "None of the Above" is forbidden. The truth is somewhere out there, but first you have to eliminate every idea that is allowed to be presented in this reverse Matrix. If You've Heard of Someone, Don't Listen to Him. Notice how all fake sides follow the same brain-numbing grammatical fads; that ought to reveal that they are ambidextrous sock puppets. "Let it be printed so that we may rule."