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Top 10 ways Amy Klobuchar could fail Joe Biden's Veep-vetting . . .

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Take THAT, Stacey Abrams! Oh no he DINIT! Biden says you can't be black if you don't vote for him? THEN he goes and "vets" that white bee-eye-tee-sea-atche Klobu-what as his running mate?

Well, there's no point crying over spilled milk, meat, potates, gravy, cornbread, ice cream, and pecan pie, Stacey. You're not going to be the veep nominee presumptive. Amy Klobuchar is. Unless she fails that all important "rocky mountain vet" reality show process. And she's not a shoe-in to pass, either. I've thought of a basket of at least 10 ways Amy could end up getting a deplorable vetting outcome before the process is done.

Gentle readers: Please add your own vetting fails in replies to this thread, please.

1. Millenials could get turned off when they discover that Amy Klobuchar is an entirely different person than more loveable (and pudgy) humor icon Amy Schumer

2. Nancy Pelosi could nix Klobuchar as "morbidly obtuse"

3. On the other hand, she would easily beat Joe Biden in a debate, and make him look bad (this actually happened in the 2020 democrat primary debates)

4. Her twitter handle turns out to be "@tweety-pie"

5. Amy's daughter Katnip is implicated in an unsavory Ukranian natural gas payola scandal.

6. Amy is photographed at the Hubert Humphrey Municipal Metrodome without a corona mask, and at least 3 people afterwards test positive for the virus.

7. A police officer alleges Amy groped him 30 years ago during time as Hennepin county district attorney

8. Those stories that she constantly throws office supplies at her staff, and has a childish, out of control temper

9. She's not black-ish

10. Unresolved confusion on how to pronounce her last name. Amy herself admits to changing the pronounciation over the years, and ethnic Slavs (her nationality) continually assert she's pronouncing it wrong. Possibly easier just to change it to "Schumer"?


Please add your own Amy Klobuchar vetting fails in the threat below. Or weigh in on the debate as to whether Amy Schumer would bring Biden more votes than Klobuchar, Abrams, or Warren.

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JackDallas

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Take THAT, Stacey Abrams! Oh no he DINIT! Biden says you can't be black if you don't vote for him? THEN he goes and "vets" that white bee-eye-tee-sea-atche Klobu-what as his running mate?

Well, there's no point crying over spilled milk, meat, potates, gravy, cornbread, ice cream, and pecan pie, Stacey. You're not going to be the veep nominee presumptive. Amy Klobuchar is. Unless she fails that all important "rocky mountain vet" reality show process. And she's not a shoe-in to pass, either. I've thought of a basket of at least 10 ways Amy could end up getting a deplorable vetting outcome before the process is done.

Gentle readers: Please add your own vetting fails in replies to this thread, please.

1. Millenials could get turned off when they discover that Amy Klobuchar is an entirely different person than more loveable (and pudgy) humor icon Amy Schumer

2. Nancy Pelosi could nix Klobuchar as "morbidly obtuse"

3. On the other hand, she would easily beat Joe Biden in a debate, and make him look bad (this actually happened in the 2020 democrat primary debates)

4. Her twitter handle turns out to be "@tweety-pie"

5. Amy's daughter Katnip is implicated in an unsavory Ukranian natural gas payola scandal.

6. Amy is photographed at the Hubert Humphrey Municipal Metrodome without a corona mask, and at least 3 people afterwards test positive for the virus.

7. A police officer alleges Amy groped him 30 years ago during time as Hennepin county district attorney

8. Those stories that she constantly throws office supplies at her staff, and has a childish, out of control temper

9. She's not black-ish

10. Unresolved confusion on how to pronounce her last name. Amy herself admits to changing the pronounciation over the years, and ethnic Slavs (her nationality) continually assert she's pronouncing it wrong. Possibly easier just to change it to "Schumer"?


Please add your own Amy Klobuchar vetting fails in the threat below. Or weigh in on the debate as to whether Amy Schumer would bring Biden more votes than Klobuchar, Abrams, or Warren.

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Well, Abrams can spit a golf ball between her two front teeth. I doubt that Klobuchar can do that; and that can be a detriment to her when Biden plays golf.
Word is that Biden has cut a deal with major golf courses that will allow him to use a special tactic for spotting a ball after a flub up. How it works is Biden's Caddy (his VP) Abrams will be allowed to replace Joe's lost stroke ball by spitting it as far as she can
Fat Stacy has been rumored to have spit a ball 50 yards with pin-point control.
So I think Abrams is on the short list and Klobuchar must look for another skill set.
 
Great list.

Out of all the people mentioned as possible VP candidates she is the most solid. She is actually more solid then Joe himself.
My point exactly. She performed much better than Joe in the Democrat v. Democrat debates. Yet Joe got all the media attention, and thus the delegates. How does that happen without political arm twisting by party operatives directed at the press?

Now there are serious misgivings about biden, since his in-person gaffes are just as alarming as trumps tweets. So the media has pivoted spotlighting Andrew Cuomo's daily corona press conferences while casting shade on biden.

This sort of chicanery is exactly what contributed to democrats' defeat in 2016.

A focus on personality, popularity, and name recognition instead of a straightforward dissection of candidates' positions on the issues.

This weeks media infatuation with cuomo will likely continue until some line drive out of left field pointing out (1) he's the inheritor of a politucal dynasty founded by ancestors, (2) the inheritor of a huge fortune of shadowy origins, and (3) a well documented womanizer with no real progressive record.

There are good reasons cuomo never entered the primarues or participated in debates, and the press is pretending they don't exist.
 

Sickofleft

Council Member
My point exactly. She performed much better than Joe in the Democrat v. Democrat debates. Yet Joe got all the media attention, and thus the delegates. How does that happen without political arm twisting by party operatives directed at the press?

Now there are serious misgivings about biden, since his in-person gaffes are just as alarming as trumps tweets. So the media has pivoted spotlighting Andrew Cuomo's daily corona press conferences while casting shade on biden.

This sort of chicanery is exactly what contributed to democrats' defeat in 2016.

A focus on personality, popularity, and name recognition instead of a straightforward dissection of candidates' positions on the issues.

This weeks media infatuation with cuomo will likely continue until some line drive out of left field pointing out (1) he's the inheritor of a politucal dynasty founded by ancestors, (2) the inheritor of a huge fortune of shadowy origins, and (3) a well documented womanizer with no real progressive record.

There are good reasons cuomo never entered the primarues or participated in debates, and the press is pretending they don't exist.
Cuomo has a bigger problem with his Nursing Home disaster, the national media is starting to pick that up. With that in mind his interviews with his brother on CNN are NOT helping.
 
Cuomo has a bigger problem with his Nursing Home disaster, the national media is starting to pick that up. With that in mind his interviews with his brother on CNN are NOT helping.
It appears the only thing some black political activists care about is the race of the running mate. If biden blinks, and shuts the door in Klobuchar, the nomination is hides to lose.

Unless "Quo-Mo" arranges a photo op with Michelle, who never really liked Biden, especially after his "clean and artuculate" gaffe-compliment towards Barack in 2008.

Da-yum, this be gettin' fun! Can we coax a soundbite from Hillary, too? Or how about some legacy footage of her singing "gospel spirituals" in her faux black accent in southern Baptist churches, from 2016?

People have such short memories. . .
 
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Cuomo has a bigger problem with his Nursing Home disaster, the national media is starting to pick that up. With that in mind his interviews with his brother on CNN are NOT helping.
If nursing home deaths become the reason party big shots stick with bumbling job biden, they deserve what they get. Like in 2016.
 

Days

Commentator
If nursing home deaths become the reason party big shots stick with bumbling job biden, they deserve what they get. Like in 2016.
Here's the deal on Joe... he is going downhill fast. senility does that, it takes over the mind. Give Joe another 3 months and he will walk around with that dazed look on his face, all the time. He will struggle to come back around, and by the time people are voting for him, he may not even remember that he is running for the office. Jill will remind him, but then he will forget again. If he gets elected, and sits down in the oval office, his mind will drift back in time and he will ask Amy, "What is Barack doing this morning? Have you seen him?"
 
Here's the deal on Joe... he is going downhill fast. senility does that, it takes over the mind. Give Joe another 3 months and he will walk around with that dazed look on his face, all the time. He will struggle to come back around, and by the time people are voting for him, he may not even remember that he is running for the office. Jill will remind him, but then he will forget again. If he gets elected, and sits down in the oval office, his mind will drift back in time and he will ask Amy, "What is Barack doing this morning? Have you seen him?"
Thats why, if democrats are going to throw him overboard, they need to do it now, before their 'Zoom virtual convention' rather than after the first televised debate with trump
 

Days

Commentator
Thats why, if democrats are going to throw him overboard, they need to do it now, before their 'Zoom virtual convention' rather than after the first televised debate with trump
The machine has a lot of talent, it never relied on competent candidates, it always sold the product, no matter what was in the can. So, now, we have gotten to the point where they might be able to put a vegetable in the oval office.

God help us.
 
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Take THAT, Stacey Abrams! Oh no he DINIT! Biden says you can't be black if you don't vote for him? THEN he goes and "vets" that white bee-eye-tee-sea-atche Klobu-what as his running mate?

Well, there's no point crying over spilled milk, meat, potates, gravy, cornbread, ice cream, and pecan pie, Stacey. You're not going to be the veep nominee presumptive. Amy Klobuchar is. Unless she fails that all important "rocky mountain vet" reality show process. And she's not a shoe-in to pass, either. I've thought of a basket of at least 10 ways Amy could end up getting a deplorable vetting outcome before the process is done.

Gentle readers: Please add your own vetting fails in replies to this thread, please.

1. Millenials could get turned off when they discover that Amy Klobuchar is an entirely different person than more loveable (and pudgy) humor icon Amy Schumer

2. Nancy Pelosi could nix Klobuchar as "morbidly obtuse"

3. On the other hand, she would easily beat Joe Biden in a debate, and make him look bad (this actually happened in the 2020 democrat primary debates)

4. Her twitter handle turns out to be "@tweety-pie"

5. Amy's daughter Katnip is implicated in an unsavory Ukranian natural gas payola scandal.

6. Amy is photographed at the Hubert Humphrey Municipal Metrodome without a corona mask, and at least 3 people afterwards test positive for the virus.

7. A police officer alleges Amy groped him 30 years ago during time as Hennepin county district attorney

8. Those stories that she constantly throws office supplies at her staff, and has a childish, out of control temper

9. She's not black-ish

10. Unresolved confusion on how to pronounce her last name. Amy herself admits to changing the pronounciation over the years, and ethnic Slavs (her nationality) continually assert she's pronouncing it wrong. Possibly easier just to change it to "Schumer"?


Please add your own Amy Klobuchar vetting fails in the threat below. Or weigh in on the debate as to whether Amy Schumer would bring Biden more votes than Klobuchar, Abrams, or Warren.

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Democrats have been very clear that women can have penises, so I think Michelle Obama is still in the running.
 
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