Take THAT, Stacey Abrams! Oh no he DINIT! Biden says you can't be black if you don't vote for him? THEN he goes and "vets" that white bee-eye-tee-sea-atche Klobu-what as his running mate?
Well, there's no point crying over spilled milk, meat, potates, gravy, cornbread, ice cream, and pecan pie, Stacey. You're not going to be the veep nominee presumptive. Amy Klobuchar is. Unless she fails that all important "rocky mountain vet" reality show process. And she's not a shoe-in to pass, either. I've thought of a basket of at least 10 ways Amy could end up getting a deplorable vetting outcome before the process is done.
Gentle readers: Please add your own vetting fails in replies to this thread, please.
1. Millenials could get turned off when they discover that Amy Klobuchar is an entirely different person than more loveable (and pudgy) humor icon Amy Schumer
2. Nancy Pelosi could nix Klobuchar as "morbidly obtuse"
3. On the other hand, she would easily beat Joe Biden in a debate, and make him look bad (this actually happened in the 2020 democrat primary debates)
4. Her twitter handle turns out to be "@tweety-pie"
5. Amy's daughter Katnip is implicated in an unsavory Ukranian natural gas payola scandal.
6. Amy is photographed at the Hubert Humphrey Municipal Metrodome without a corona mask, and at least 3 people afterwards test positive for the virus.
7. A police officer alleges Amy groped him 30 years ago during time as Hennepin county district attorney
8. Those stories that she constantly throws office supplies at her staff, and has a childish, out of control temper
9. She's not black-ish
10. Unresolved confusion on how to pronounce her last name. Amy herself admits to changing the pronounciation over the years, and ethnic Slavs (her nationality) continually assert she's pronouncing it wrong. Possibly easier just to change it to "Schumer"?
Please add your own Amy Klobuchar vetting fails in the threat below. Or weigh in on the debate as to whether Amy Schumer would bring Biden more votes than Klobuchar, Abrams, or Warren.