Why Men prefer their guns to their women according to one NT host.

[888888]

TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:




And here we go...







#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.







#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.







#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.







#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.







#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.







#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.







#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.







#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"







#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.







And the Number One reason why Men Prefer Guns over women...















#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

 

[Yuri Zhivago]

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[Dawg]

Liberal Men sooooooooooooooo scared of a GUN, controlled by ugly liberal women.........10 reasons liberal males fear GUNS............they live with a biatch that controls their lives!

Liberal male I use to do Home maintance for.........in a Country Club.........would go set in my Truck while I working, because his liberal wife wouldn't allow him to buy a TRUCK..........

Yeah, I told him he was a wussy...............as majority of Liberals are.

 

[NightSwimmer]

Liberal Men sooooooooooooooo scared of a GUN, controlled by ugly liberal women.........10 reasons liberal males fear GUNS............they live with a biatch that controls their lives!

Liberal male I use to do Home maintance for.........in a Country Club.........would go set in my Truck while I working, because his liberal wife wouldn't allow him to buy a TRUCK..........

Yeah, I told him he was a wussy...............as majority of Liberals are.

Damned Liberal job creators!

 

[Figjam]

...OMG - that is very funny - thanks for posting...

 

[Lapcat]

Why real women prefer their guns to a man....

#11 - A gun is easier and cheaper to replace than a husband.
#10 - When they get too old to function you can have them repaired.
# 9 - You can have more than one at a time and not be called a ho.
# 8 - There's no social stigma attached to experimenting with different guns or several at a time.
# 7 - Guns don't get jealous, throw plates of food or fly into a rage when you come home late and tipsy
# 6 - Guns don't cheat
# 5 - Guns don't fart in bed, leave the toilet seat up or leave their underwear lying around for you to pick up
# 4 - A gun won't expect you to cook for it or put out when you have a headache.
# 3 - Guns don't come home drunk after wrecking the car and/or getting a DWI.
# 2 - A gun doesn't lie to your face.
# 1 - A gun is forever.









And the Number One reason why Men Prefer Guns over women...

 

[888888]

Liberal Men sooooooooooooooo scared of a GUN, controlled by ugly liberal women.........10 reasons liberal males fear GUNS............they live with a biatch that controls their lives!

Liberal male I use to do Home maintance for.........in a Country Club.........would go set in my Truck while I working, because his liberal wife wouldn't allow him to buy a TRUCK..........

Yeah, I told him he was a wussy...............as majority of Liberals are.

You check out their politics to work for them? But that is funny night swimmer "Damned Liberal job creators!"

Did you used to belong to a country club Dawg?

 

[American Patriot]

OOOHHH RAAH Lock and Load

 

[gabriel]

and they dont notice how youve aged

 

[gabriel]

mine aint scary