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The Bride and Groom and 40 the Something’s

Minotaur

Governor
The Bride, Groom, and the 40 Something’s

My girl’s of the B. I. T. C. H. Club and I planned the trip to Mexico well. The days were for lounging in the pool & sun, afternoons, of course, shopping, night was dedicated Tequila trouble. We ended each evening with a final poolside drink and review at about 2:00 am. So here we were laying on the loungers with drinks in hand when our attention was drawn to a truly beautiful young girl and her equally young husband. The staff told us they were on their honeymoon. Every man around looked at her admiringly and looked at the groom with that “You lucky bastard” expression. 4 forty something women with edges frayed long ago swam up to the couple and began overtly flirting as if oblivious of the young bride, or maybe challenged to compete by her youthful beauty. The bride wore sunglasses that hid her emotion. The groom apparently had not quite found his married self when he responded to the older women who in turn had lost all maternal instinct for this game. It seemed odd but little more. We left and raced after our fun.

Poolside at 2:00 am we sat laughing about the day when suddenly we heard loud noises drawing nearer from the open veranda doors. Someone was sobbing as if her heart was breaking. As she reached the top of the stairs we could see the bride. Too young to control whatever drove her pain, she lashed out at the large urns on both sides of the wide staircase. They were as big as she was and plants made them too heavy for her tiny frame but she did it. One by one the urns shattered onto the floor below. Still sobbing she ran down the steps and began tossing chairs and loungers into the pool while her pain rattled the heavens. We sat in stunned silence not sure we wanted to be seen by her for her sake. The guards came and escorted her to wherever they take you in a Mexico resort. We laughed uncomfortably at the little firecracker turned super woman but laughing didn’t help. You could still feel her deep pain. We called it a night and tried to shake it off.

The next afternoon the four frumps came up to us as if they had something to share. We didn’t know them well enough to care so perhaps it was simply that they felt the need to brag. One asked us if we saw what happened at the pool and we said we did. They started laughing smugly and exchanged knowing glances with each other. One said “We kept the groom at our place until after midnight,” she added, “and I think we made her jealous.”

My mouth does not always listen to my brain when I get angry and the thought of the young bride crying set it into auto-mouthy mode, “Don't know why she would be jealous, every man here envies the groom. Don’t blame yourself because he went blind-stupid. Trust me – she is so innocent and beautiful that it had absolutely nothing at all to do with any one of you.”

Ignoring the 4 now dining on the reality of a thing, the B. I. T. C. H. Club on our traveling caper that took us away from our own daughters toasted a temporarily adopted stranger’s daughter and somehow the Margarita tasted much better as we got back to being the hot single babes we were in Mexico.
 

Cicero

Mayor
The writer in me likes this sort of anecdote. You nailed the situation perfectly,
“Don't know why she would be jealous, every man here envies the groom. Don’t blame yourself because he went blind-stupid. Trust me – she is so innocent and beautiful that it had absolutely nothing at all to do with any one of you.”
I can also guarantee that the young husband was given a stern lecture by a few married men who'd made all the egregious mistakes one makes when young and still easily set up by the unscrupulous. He'll never make a mistake like that again.
 

Minotaur

Governor
The writer in me likes this sort of anecdote. You nailed the situation perfectly,

I can also guarantee that the young husband was given a stern lecture by a few married men who'd made all the egregious mistakes one makes when young and still easily set up by the unscrupulous. He'll never make a mistake like that again.
Thanks Cicero. I like to think he did learn the lesson. That transition time between being single and suddenly a husband can be dangerous ground so I do hope he got a few lectures. He certainly had a keeper with spunk. She tore that place up. LOL
 

Cicero

Mayor
I recall a fellow from Louisiana telling me that it was easy to know when a country girl from his state was angry at her man. When he came home and found her in the driveway stabbing the dirt with a kitchen knife while cursing his name to the sky then he'd probably better find somewhere else to sleep for the night.

Older men tend to pick up on those subtle hints . . . after only a few knife scars, that is.
 

Bo-4

Senator
LOLOL!! :lol: Priceless, thanks for THAT Mare!

Tried to include a website but google b.i.t.c.h. club and it'll be the top result :D
 

Minotaur

Governor
LOLOL!! :lol: Priceless, thanks for THAT Mare!

Tried to include a website but google b.i.t.c.h. club and it'll be the top result :D
I like to think we invented that. Every acronym was befitting "The Club". LOL

I'll look it up! ha ha
 

BRU

Mayor
i recall a fellow from louisiana telling me that it was easy to know when a country girl from his state was angry at her man. When he came home and found her in the driveway stabbing the dirt with a kitchen knife while cursing his name to the sky then he'd probably better find somewhere else to sleep for the night.

Older men tend to pick up on those subtle hints . . . After only a few knife scars, that is.
lol lol!
 

BRU

Mayor
What a jerk! If that woman had any sense at all she would heed this huge RED flag and get an annulment STAT!! If a man could do this on his HONEYMOON, she'd be doing herself a huge favor by ending it now, before she gets her heart broken down the road. ...... and it WILL happen.

[video=youtube;7vYBqS6PoLw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vYBqS6PoLw[/video]
 

NinaS

Senator
Supporting Member
Can't answer for him but unless the groom was blind, I think it was a mistake even if the math were 4 or 1. LOL
Not just blind...stupid also. Women like that are a dime a dozen and no doubt discussed with each other how much better they were than the bride, since their whole existance depends on the attention they get. Pathetic. He could have done better picking up someone in a bar...same results and less botox. LOL
 

BRU

Mayor
Thanks Cicero. I like to think he did learn the lesson. That transition time between being single and suddenly a husband can be dangerous ground so I do hope he got a few lectures. He certainly had a keeper with spunk. She tore that place up. LOL
Those skanks are just as guilty! There are a lot of women like that in the world sadly. They get a charge out of pulling men away from their wives. This should be a big clue to that woman how easily he is pulled away. If he could be pulled away on his damn honeymoon, you can bet he'll be cheating before the first year of their marriage is over!
 

Minotaur

Governor
Those skanks are just as guilty! There are a lot of women like that in the world sadly. They get a charge out of pulling men away from their wives. This should be a big clue to that woman how easily he is pulled away. If he could be pulled away on his damn honeymoon, you can bet he'll be cheating before the first year of their marriage is over!
I didn't draw a conclusion about him as I don't even know what happened in that room. Sometimes that transition time between boy and man that marriage ceremonies creat can be "touchy". I hope they worked it out. The women were what we sometimes see when friends get together and bond in fun. Sometimes the Mom in them goes missing and they are free and 20 again and sometimes they can get a little carried away. It happens. I think all of us learned something that night. I learned don't mess with "Shorty". LOL She tore that place up.
 

Minotaur

Governor
Not just blind...stupid also. Women like that are a dime a dozen and no doubt discussed with each other how much better they were than the bride, since their whole existance depends on the attention they get. Pathetic. He could have done better picking up someone in a bar...same results and less botox. LOL
I think they just lost the maternal instinct we all have for a young bride and groom. I drew no final conclusion on any of them.
 
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