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Your latest George Zimmerman update...and it's a doozy

Dino

Dino

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It's a two-parter, and sure to drive the liberals wild!

First thing is, George is going to be changing his name to 'Jorge' but that's only the beginning.

Zimmy, as his fans call him, will be running for a Florida congressional seat! This revelation will be breaking today- and sure to cause a furor.

And you know he's got my support. I might move down there, weather's lovely.
 
He has tremendous appeal to typical GOP voters - tracked down an unarmed black kid and shot him to death.

He's a lock in the GOP primary!

;-)
 
Bugsy McGurk said:
He has tremendous appeal to typical GOP voters - tracked down an unarmed black kid and shot him to death.
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Actually the black kid got high used his martial arts training to try to kill a whitey for asking him a couple of questions and got blown away That will appeal to a lot of voters across the spectrum.
 
Boca said:
Actually the black kid got high used his martial arts training to try to kill a whitey for asking him a couple of questions and got blown away That will appeal to a lot of voters across the spectrum.
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Yup. Your typical GOP voter views the tracking down of an unarmed black kid by an armed man just "asking a couple of questions." Whatever it takes to elect such a loser.

;-)
 
Dino said:
It's a two-parter, and sure to drive the liberals wild!

First thing is, George is going to be changing his name to 'Jorge' but that's only the beginning.

Zimmy, as his fans call him, will be running for a Florida congressional seat! This revelation will be breaking today- and sure to cause a furor.

And you know he's got my support. I might move down there, weather's lovely.
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Wow, that IS a surprise. I doubt he's got a chance to win any kind of seat, but these days, who knows. Nuttier things have happened in politics.... ;)
 
Dino said:
It's a two-parter, and sure to drive the liberals wild!

First thing is, George is going to be changing his name to 'Jorge' but that's only the beginning.

Zimmy, as his fans call him, will be running for a Florida congressional seat! This revelation will be breaking today- and sure to cause a furor.

And you know he's got my support. I might move down there, weather's lovely.
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I know! Heard a teaser about it on the local news this morning!

And, the best part: he's running as a Democrat!

Personally, I think he should change his political affiliation to "Independent", since Dems aren't in favor to win any House seats in most places.

You have to give him props for having the cajones to toss his hat in the ring!
 
is this a satire, or real?

since zimmerman doesn't speak spanish, the change to "jorge" is puzzling.

is that pronounced "hor-hay" or "hor-gay", anyway?

just what florida needs - a guy who was turned down several times for the police academy as "unfit" sitting in their legislature.
 
LeilaniMP said:
I know! Heard a teaser about it on the local news this morning!

And, the best part: he's running as a Democrat!

Personally, I think he should change his political affiliation to "Independent", since Dems aren't in favor to win any House seats in most places.

You have to give him props for having the cajones to toss his hat in the ring!
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If he's running as a Dem he's even dopier than I thought. Or, more likely, some GOP operative has Zimmy running as a Dem so they can try to tar the Dem party with that putz.
 
as seen on tv said:
is this a satire, or real?

since zimmerman doesn't speak spanish, the change to "jorge" is puzzling.

is that pronounced "hor-hay" or "hor-gay", anyway?

just what florida needs - a guy who was turned down several times for the police academy as "unfit" sitting in their legislature.
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He'd fit right in with that collection of loons.
 
Bugsy McGurk said:
If he's running as a Dem he's even dopier than I thought. Or, more likely, some GOP operative has Zimmy running as a Dem so they can try to tar the Dem party with that putz.
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No, that's the game you libs play...you always try to put some whackjob up as GOP, but are always busted on that nonsense.
 
Bugsy McGurk said:
If he's running as a Dem he's even dopier than I thought. Or, more likely, some GOP operative has Zimmy running as a Dem so they can try to tar the Dem party with that putz.
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Sounds like you're afraid of how many votes he'll actually get.
 
Bugsy McGurk said:
Whoa! Off to climate change you go. That's some SERIOUS GOP ADD!
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Not really.... LOL.

“Climate change is an issue that is personal to me, and it has been since the 1980s, when we were organizing the very first climate hearings in the Senate,” Kerry told the audience. “Al Gore, Tim Wirth and a group of us organized the first hearings in the Senate on this, 1988. We heard Jim Hansen sit in front of us and tell us it’s happening now, 1988.”

https://www.politicaljack.com/threads/john-kerry-i-invented-the-internet-oh-wait.80870/
 
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