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Wait to see if any more shoes drop, before cheering or hissing and booing. The world has yet to hear from other Kyrie endorsement's, such as, General Mills, SkullCandy, Alleve, Panini Bread, 2K sports, Foot Locker, Cocoa Pebbles, Activision, . . .
Kyrie wasn't always a brain dead antisemite. He's previously donated considerable time and money to efforts such as Feeding America, job opportunities for people with disabilities, UNICEF, Boys and Girls Clubs of America.
Kyrie's latest contribution was a $500,000 “oops” apology to the ADL (Anti Defamation League) for promoting a movie on his Twitter feed which falsely claimed that “the jews” were responsible for the African slave trade. Hey Kyrie - history is pretty clear on this: Africans were enslaved and brought to America mostly by Christians, with some ancillary help by Africans and Muslim "merchants". The Jews are practically the ONLY group NOT involved in any significant way. It's a historical fact, not given a lot of attention in the "woke" version of history.
Before I continue to tear down Kyrie, lets take note of his extraordinary generosity in the past. (see above).. Okay . . .we're done. Let's move along.
So how does a guy like Kyrie, who attended Duke, and has some of the highest priced management and advisory services on earth, stumble into racist pit like this?
My theory: Kyrie parties too much with substance abusing Black radicals. I have no evidence. Just a hunch. I don't think he's getting this stuff in church. He could be getting some of it online. But I don't see Kyrie as a guy who spends a lot of time surfing extremist sites. He's a busy guy and has people to do that for him. Kyrie is more likely to hear it firsthand at an after-game party, don't you think?
I hope Kyrie wasn't screaming antisemitic obscenities as he wrote the $500,000 blood money check. But it certainly wasn't his idea. The conversation probably went something like:: “What's the minimum I can pay those Jew bastards to make this go away?” If I was the ADL, I wouldn't have touched this check with a 10 foot pole. I'd have spent half a day with Kyrie showing how Jewish donors and charities are trying to make inner city schools better, neighborhoods safer, housing more livable. Taking $500,000 in blood money is almost as despicable as being racist in the first place. It appears like a shakedown.
And then, AFTER writing a huge check,, Nike still dumps him. Harsh!
Kyrie's agent probably never saw THAT one coming. And his agent is . . . (drumroll) Shetellia Riley Irving . . . his stepmother!! She was hired in March, when Kyrie fired his previous agent Sam Permut (a jewish surname) to hire Shetellia. You can't make up stuff this bizarre. You simply can't. Why didn't his friends stage an intervention. Oh wait - they're probably all antisemites too?
I think we can possibly date a part of the deterioration of Kyrie's mental health to events around this time. And he certainly hasn't been well repped by his stepmother since.
I don't want to see Kyrie banned from basketball. He's too darn good at it. But I don't want him ranting about Jews whenever he has friends and acquaintances over. I don't know how to fix that, though.
Your suggestions are welcome.
Kyrie – you can either throw an airball, or a slam dunk. Whatcha gonna do?