30-Year Cold Spell Strikes Earth

[Boca]

Button up your overcoat, put another log on the fire....

..... the evidence is clear that the earth is rapidly growing colder because of diminished solar activity......trends indicate we could be headed for colder temperatures similar to those seen in the late 1700s and early 1800s when the sun went into a "solar minimum" — a phenomenon with significantly reduced solar activity, including solar flares and sunspots. ​

Imagine that? Hard to believe ain't it?

How could a 4.5 billion year old thermonuclear fusion, a 24/7/365/4.5B bomb in other words that accounts for 99.9% of the mass of the solar system possibly be of more significance to earth's climate than my Tahoe?

Really! In your wildest dreams how could that be?

 

[as seen on tv]

what are you? a capitalist?

the world is doomed by capitalism. the only hope for mankind is to abandon free markets and democracy, and embrace socialism, windmill subsidies, and local farmers markets.

(whispered satirically)

 

[Boca]

Well, to be honest with you, I like local farmer's markets.