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A Quick Chuckle

Arkady

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Recently, there have been a bunch of big-name, big budget Hollywood pictures aimed at Christians, starting with the success of Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ. This year, that will include Russell Crowe in the Noah story, and Christian Bale in the Exodus story. Anyway, I read a cultural commentator talking about that, making the point that Hollywood has just identified an underserved demographic from which they can profit. So far so good. But then he characterized that underserved demographic as people who won’t go to the theater to see films full of sex and violence. I just had to laugh.

Yes, these Christian-oriented films tend to be fairly lacking in sex. The physical expression of love seems to make such people uncomfortable, so films aimed at them make sure to keep any sex off screen. But they are some of the most violent films you’ll ever see. Most of the screen time of the Passion of the Christ consisted of gruesomely detailed depiction of an innocent man being tortured to death. Torture-porn films like “Saw” have nothing on it. The Noah film is likely to be far more violent, even, than that. The whole story is about the premeditated murder of nearly every living human (along with the mass slaughter of nearly every other animal on the planet). Exodus will presumably include a scene where Yahweh sends his spirit door-to-door deliberately killing innocent children, targeting them for their race, as part of a scheme of political terrorism, since that’s a major plot point from the story. If Hollywood has accurately pegged the Christian audience, it must be an incredibly bloodthirsty demographic.
 
Recently, there have been a bunch of big-name, big budget Hollywood pictures aimed at Christians, starting with the success of Mel Gibson’s Passion of the Christ. This year, that will include Russell Crowe in the Noah story, and Christian Bale in the Exodus story. Anyway, I read a cultural commentator talking about that, making the point that Hollywood has just identified an underserved demographic from which they can profit. So far so good. But then he characterized that underserved demographic as people who won’t go to the theater to see films full of sex and violence. I just had to laugh.

Yes, these Christian-oriented films tend to be fairly lacking in sex. The physical expression of love seems to make such people uncomfortable, so films aimed at them make sure to keep any sex off screen. But they are some of the most violent films you’ll ever see. Most of the screen time of the Passion of the Christ consisted of gruesomely detailed depiction of an innocent man being tortured to death. Torture-porn films like “Saw” have nothing on it. The Noah film is likely to be far more violent, even, than that. The whole story is about the premeditated murder of nearly every living human (along with the mass slaughter of nearly every other animal on the planet). Exodus will presumably include a scene where Yahweh sends his spirit door-to-door deliberately killing innocent children, targeting them for their race, as part of a scheme of political terrorism, since that’s a major plot point from the story. If Hollywood has accurately pegged the Christian audience, it must be an incredibly bloodthirsty demographic.


For a group that believes "Thou Shall Not Kill" is an important commandment, they do love killing.
 
As discussed on the Religion forum....how many times in the Old Testament did God either threaten to kill children....order children to be killed......or kill them Himself?

Atleast half a dozen, I believe, or more.
 
As discussed on the Religion forum....how many times in the Old Testament did God either threaten to kill children....order children to be killed......or kill them Himself?

Atleast half a dozen, I believe, or more.
If you retell some of the Bible stories to change the context a bit, it can really point out the horrendous immorality of it.

For example, picture it in a Palestinian context. Say Hamas orders Israel to let the Palestinian people go: to end the occupation and allow the formation of an independent and sovereign Palestinian state. And when they refuse, Hamas has Muslims mark their doors to identify themselves, and then they sends terror squads door-to-door, to any house without a marking, executing all the firstborn Jewish children. That kind of mass murder of children to terrorize leadership into making a political accommodation is the story of Passover.
 
And for a group that can find every violent passage in the Quran....they seem blissfully unaware of those in the Bible.
Yep. They're both abominable books, but when viewed from within, people don't tend to see the horrors of their own faith.
 
i'm astonished no studio is bringing one of the "lesser" bible fables to the screen, full of sex. Like King David committing adultery with Bathesheba, then sending her husband on a suicide military mission to get him out of the way.

and how about all the harems and concubines of the chosen people?

working title: "Jerusalem Confidential"
 
i'm astonished no studio is bringing one of the "lesser" bible fables to the screen, full of sex. Like King David committing adultery with Bathesheba, then sending her husband on a suicide military mission to get him out of the way.

and how about all the harems and concubines of the chosen people?

working title: "Jerusalem Confidential"

Or King Solomon with a 1000 wives and concubines.....

makes Ron Jeremy look like the 40 year old virgin. :)
 
Highly amusing that the lot of you are unable to distinguish between God taking a life and man taking a life. Amusing, predictable, sad...I pity you.
 
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