Sgt Staples
Mayor
A Marine squad was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an Iraqi terrorist who was
badly injured and laying unconscious along the side of the road.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine with similar injuries but less serious.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked
the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported,
"I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was that heavily
armed insurgent over there. We took one look at each other and both of us took cover in the ditches
along each side of the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited woman!
He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!’
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”
badly injured and laying unconscious along the side of the road.
On the opposite side of the road was an American Marine with similar injuries but less serious.
The Marine was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both men, the squad leader asked
the injured Marine what had happened. The Marine reported,
"I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here, and coming south was that heavily
armed insurgent over there. We took one look at each other and both of us took cover in the ditches
along each side of the road.
I yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who got what he deserved.
And he yelled back that Barack Obama is a lying, good-for-nothing, left wing Commie who isn't even an American.
So I said that Osama Bin Laden dresses and acts like a frigid, mean-spirited woman!
He retaliated by yelling, ‘Oh yeah? Well, so does Nancy Pelosi!’
And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a truck hit us.”
